Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 21st, 2020

thingskatedid One of the most important pieces of software. RT this; if you lose the use of your hands, it means the difference between being able to write code for a living or not. twitter.com/lunixbochs/sta…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

durst sascher logo ist peak berÜhmt heit ... beruhmtr gehst es einfsch nicht

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wintersweet possibly we should stop saying “the algorithm” and start saying “the way people programmed the app”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:54 PM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Fact: a male hipster is called a hipper

via Twitter for Android

joshtpm notable here is that the only one defunding the police or the NYPD is the Trump Justice Dept twitter.com/jangelooff/sta…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

kieransofar sushi is short for 𝐬𝐮𝐬picious fis𝐡𝐢

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:47 PM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

@_noujoum Dazu passt der Slogan "Manage your energy, not your time", den ich mal aufgeschnappt habe und seither versuche zu beherzigen.

via Twitter Web App in reply to _noujoum

susie_dent Etymology of the day: 'glamour' is a younger sibling of the word 'grammar'. In the Middle Ages, 'grammar' described all learning, including the magic arts. Centuries later, the offshoot 'glamour' took on the idea of magic and allure, while grammar kept its sense of learning.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:47 PM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

FavoriteMewArt I’m begging you. pic.twitter.com/A7d1cgPCsc

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

RandiFoorDalton My notes after a yearly wellness exam are like “Obese 30 year old obese female who works as an obese librarian. Patient exercises obese-ly three times a week, eats two cups of obese vegetables per day and has no other health conditions. 📝 Notes for patient: Obese.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

aimensaid Weiße Menschen, die mir ständig erzählen, dass sie persönlich noch nie schlechte Erfahrungen mit der Polizei gemacht haben: Merkt ihr es wirklich nicht oder wollt ihr mich einfach nur in den Wahnsinn treiben?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:19 PM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

wayfu Wer hat es Fremdsprachen genannt und nicht Überseezungen

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:20 AM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Dudenverlag Das Wort Band kann nicht nur alle drei Artikel aufweisen, sondern kommt in Abhängigkeit von seiner Bedeutung darüber hinaus noch in vier verschiedenen Pluralformen vor.

Aus: „Kleines Kuriositätenkabinett der deutschen Sprache“

pic.twitter.com/mwjOSzxDAt

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:54 AM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu Straßburg in the streets, Interlaken in the sheets

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 7:53 AM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

shatt0r "Laut Polizeimitteilung hatte der Mann Pilzsamen im Netz bestellt. Tatsächlich gibt es keine Pilzsamen,..."
spiegel.de/panorama/justi…

via Fenix 2 (retweeted on 5:41 AM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

simongonzalez85 World English App: Listen to people speaking English around the world, both native and non-native speakers (phoneapps.shinyapps.io/worldEnglishAp…). This Web App was developed based on data available from The Speech Accent Archive (accent.gmu.edu/index.html). pic.twitter.com/hU6tsO3VzO

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:40 AM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mjpost It is wild, but if you’re stuck in the US, I recommend remaining ignorant of just how wild, because red pilling on this issue is a recipe for constant daily dissatisfaction. Call this ignorance “City Planning Epicureanism”. twitter.com/travis_robert/…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:40 AM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

mjpost Surely my pronunciation is imperfect here, but I think Apple’s German Siri is broken. Doesn’t work in Apple Translate either (fine in Microsoft and Google). pic.twitter.com/GUEb9Cxuy9

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:39 AM, Sep 21st, 2020 via Twitter for Android)