Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 22nd, 2020

thingskatedid USB-D:

Connectors look like USB-C, but carry USB-over-PCIe. You can't plug in any PCIe device, only things presenting as mass storage.

All existing USB-C cables don't work.

Despite being symmetrical, the sockets are mounted in little barrels that rotate 180°. They judge you.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Wer nannte es historische Feindschaft und nicht dry aged beef?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Grottekbrutal Oh du hast also einen Vater?

Nenn mir alle neun Planeten

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:11 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Mitte der 1960er Jahre war ich mal für eine Viertelsekunde der jüngste Mensch der Welt, aber ich mache da kein Gewese drum.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:42 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

JayCogi you: genderwahnsinn
me: ich als nichtbinärer mensch
you: aber aber ich hab gemeint
me: squirm motherfucker squirm

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:48 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Deau, deau, dedeledeledeledeled-deau. youtu.be/5NV6Rdv1a3I

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:40 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

GabrielBerlin Würde Personenbezogene daten 🥰

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:21 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Und dann war da noch der Mitbewohner, der beim Hausputz Smarties unterm Sofa fand und die Fünf-Monats-Regel einführte.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

KidsWriteJokes WHY DO MONKYS SWING

BECUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE SPECIAL

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 4:09 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

12happyfeet12 "Also in Deutschland ist es doch gar kein Problem mehr zuzugeben, dass man schwul ist!"
"Solange man es "zugeben" muss, ist es sehr wohl noch ein Problem!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:45 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

joshraclaw I don't remember who I stole the affix koalas from, but they're amazing and I need everyone to know they exist pic.twitter.com/LHgKbHCBcm

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Natanji Lieb's ja wie @KuehniKev dieses Vielehe-Fearmongering von AKK einfach reproduziert.

Oder: wenn Linke geschrien haben aber dann eben doch auch nur Monogamie meinten. twitter.com/KuehniKev/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:50 AM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter Web App)

"It'd be really nifty if I could also use the resize tool to mirror flip an object." -- Nobody ever.
"We hear you!" -- Makers of graphics editors

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

TheLabAndField As I left the house this morning I said “another day at the science mines” and the husband replied “I hope you bring home some good science today” so the pressure in ON! 😬

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:11 AM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

Frollein_van_B Fröhlicher Kaffee ist fröhlich. pic.twitter.com/ZF7MlxIRfL

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:20 AM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)

whitequark turns out all that was necessary to acknowledge the reality of climate change was for homes of rich americans to burn twitter.com/timmaughan/sta…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:52 AM, Sep 22nd, 2020 via Twitter for Android)