Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

September 18th, 2020

EmmaSManning What about bouba and kiki for new linguistics mascots? pic.twitter.com/MhurbmPi9v

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GalaxyKate Me yesterday: my job is to teach the students how to program
Met today: my job its to teach the students that computer is bad and its not their fault

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dickebuerste53 Ich will nur eine Einzimmerwohnung in Berlin, genug Geld für täglich Mittagstisch und meine Ruhe

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dergazetteur Zum 72. Geburtstag wünscht sich Horst Seehofer 72 rechtsextreme Netzwerke in der Polizei und Bundeswehr.

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chanelkmeyers @garaymariaa Can I just use your tweet to announce my willingness to collaborate with people via cold emails? LOL

But honestly, I've made most collabs via networking/conferences where I'm in a space that we're talking about research and there's that moment where you're like... pic.twitter.com/OQHErpRIyS

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garaymariaa How do people start collaborations? Do you guys just message someone like “love your work, here is an idea, let me know what you think” OR do you only collab with people you met & have some relationship or connection with? Or both?

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WhySharksMatter Reminder: if you're trying to read one of my papers and don't have university library access and it says "pay $35 to read this paper," $0 of that goes to me or the other authors, so, like, please don't pay it? Instead, please email me and I'll happily send you a free copy.

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FiRawle Zoom pro tip: if you mute zoom, the captions still keep going on google slides

In lecture my dog started barking-I muted myself & told him to stop & lie down. I said good boy, & I might have called him a little sh**

...and my whole class read it the captions @AcademicChatter

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IAugenstein As part of , we (the Diversity & Inclusion chairs) would like to call for expressions of interest to host affinity group socials. Please fill in the following form to express your interest:
forms.office.com/Pages/Response…
@emnlp2020 @cbrew

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*engineert sich 1 life*

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BuckRivera Es gelingt mir nicht, mich für dieses Thema vollständig durchzuerhitzen.

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BeardedGenius When you’ve got mosque at 9 and an illegal rave at 11 twitter.com/highsnobiety/s…

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RBReich Your reminder that the New York Times gave Hillary a 91% chance of winning ahead of the 2016 election.

Ignore the polls. Vote.

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aaprocter I made a museum twitter alignment chart inspired by last night's The Thing chat pic.twitter.com/6LCErf8DHb

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DeimannDr wissenschaftlichen Arbeit eigentlich so sehr schätzt.


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DeimannDr Der Leistungsdruck ist so hoch, dass für diese Themen scheinbar kein Raum bleibt. Man hat Angst, den Fokus zu verlieren. Stellt sich als Wissenschaftler*in selbst infrage (das Bild dahinter: „echte Wissenschaftler“ denken nicht über Alternativen nach). 2/4

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DeimannDr Dabei kann gerade die realistische Auseinandersetzung mit den eigenen beruflichen Optionen, Interessen und Kompetenzen dabei helfen, etwas Druck aus dem einen vermeintlich alternativlosen Weg zur Professur herauszunehmen, und gleichzeitig deutlich machen, was man an der 3/4

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DeimannDr Was ich immer wieder erlebe: Das Nichtsprechen über berufl Alternativen zur unsicheren wissenschaftl Karriere kann problematische Folgen für die Wissenschaftler*innen haben, die noch nicht auf Dauerstellen sind: Nichtsprechen führt oft zu Nichtdrübernachdenken und Nichtstun. 1/4

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buerstmayr @lou_lorenz @phil_aich Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitän*innenkajütentürschnallenputzmittelfabriksdirektor*innensekretär*innencomputeradministrator*innen. :)

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texttheater "Which is which?" - "Neither is either."

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the_maki Ok, wenn keine Öko-Diktatur, dann vielleicht wenigstens eine internationale Öko-Eingreiftruppe? Weil, es reicht jetzt. twitter.com/niklas_franzen…

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creamspeak Deutsche wenn wieder irgendwo ein rechtes Netzwerk aufgedeckt wird pic.twitter.com/jBgnv8zaLK

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