March 3rd, 2022

cactus_chef Bücherschrank, aber als belesener Bodybuilder

12:58 PM, Jun 30th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:31 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

stadtbueduedorf Ab sofort findet Ihr bei uns in der #Zentralbibliothek eine #Saatgutbibliothek! 🌱 Sie ist mit Nutzpflanz-Samen bestückt. Wer also einen grünen Daumen hat, darf
gerne etwas aus dem heimischen Garten beisteuern oder ein Tütchen Saatgut mitnehmen. Infos ➡️ duesseldorf.de/medienportal/p… pic.twitter.com/LzTx5vg9sP

10:18 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:29 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

DanielOehlmann Mann kauft am Kiosk Zeitung, schaut auf die erste Seite und wirft die Zeitung in den Müll.

Das geht so einige Tage.

„Warum machen Sie das?“
„Ich warte auf eine Todesanzeige“
„Die stehen doch nicht auf Seite 1“
„Die auf die ich warte schon“

Witze aus der Sowjet-Ära

6:57 AM, Mar 1st, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

RainaBrands Our son has been in daycare since the beginning of the year. If he is sick and needs to come home early, they call me. If they want to give him paracetamol, they call me. If he has injured himself they call me. So what? 🧵1/4

2:41 PM, Mar 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

earlymodernjohn OK, I'm hiding in my pantry. What next? twitter.com/bonappetit/sta…

7:07 PM, Mar 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

awlilnatty Our latest campaign for The @vagina_museum goes live today but we can't tell anyone about it because email filters block the word 'vagina'. At least we can still put the word 'vagina' on a billboard. Ish. pic.twitter.com/zgcDfYWyp7

2:32 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:28 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

vagina_museum Advertising our existence might be difficult, but they can't censor a whole museum. pic.twitter.com/mW7oC8kQpM

4:18 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 4:28 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

kibblesmith When I was a kid, if a movie character had a cellphone it meant they were a workaholic who hated Christmas.

8:45 PM, Mar 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Getting started in #fsharp: lots of fun with the occasional "Expected a parking lot full of cars each containing a clown holding a flower and an optional elephant BUT you passed a parking lot full of optional cars containing a clown function and an optional elephant flower" error

1:59 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:25 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera Hier spannenlang, privat nudeldick.

11:06 PM, Mar 3rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:24 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MsUnformation One is a greasy, salty mess with little substance that is hazardous to human health and best avoided by everyone. 🤮

The other is poutine. pic.twitter.com/F3OVxOxciG

8:44 PM, Mar 2nd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:49 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

ulschka Ich. Krieg. Zuviel.

11:58 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

gumarten @texttheater @SlackHQ @cjkasulke @janboehm Sie befinden sich hier (@kathrinpassig)

1:02 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

FiboKowalsky @yoavgo @MeaningBank The make-style tool used in the PMB is Produce (by @texttheater). It makes sure that unchanged dependencies/annotations don't trigger reprocessing of files. The list of PMB tools are here: pmb.let.rug.nl/software.php
For completeness, the paper url: aclanthology.org/E17-2039/

1:00 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

FiboKowalsky @yoavgo All this reminds me what @MeaningBank is doing behind the curtains (pmb.let.rug.nl).
Each doc gets stand-off annotations from different tools (e.g. tok, parsing, tagging) w x-dependencies and all annotations are put together in a single DRS meaning representation. pic.twitter.com/KMDl4RgO1i

12:54 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

derwahremawa Wenn man eine Katze auf dem Arm gehalten und sie danach wieder auf den Boden gesetzt hat, muss man sie glattstreichen, so will es das Gesetz

12:11 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:00 PM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

texttheater Google Maps mal wieder herrlich random pic.twitter.com/sEYuIHrH37

7:10 AM, Dec 5th, 2020 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

itgrrl Unpowered bikes are now “acoustic bikes” forever more 😂 twitter.com/mollyfleck/sta…

8:10 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:15 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

stadtwildnis Wenn die neue Rechte den Genderstern zerstört bauen wir einen neuen, größeren [plot von star wars abgeschaut]

10:52 PM, Feb 27th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:08 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

Grumpfdalm Das wird ein Tag mit Augenringen (griech.-röm.) 😴

9:05 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

xkcd Party Quadrants xkcd.com/2588 pic.twitter.com/soY39gWeEA

12:00 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:17 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

atomicthumbs we all know Compact Disc.

well, here's Disc pic.twitter.com/78sUGe0d5x

3:48 AM, Mar 2nd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Mar 3rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)