March 29th, 2022

brynguist understanders of boomers, please advise: why do my boomer coworkers+boss love to joke about stealing my lunch if they see me eating?

"Did you bring enough for the whole office?"
"Ooh where's mine?"

What makes them want to say these things out loud and how do I get them to not

9:47 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:58 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

the_maki Woran ich beim Heimatbesuch merke, dass ich in Deutschland bin:
2001-16: Kein mobiles Internet.
2017-18: Kein mobiles Internet, alle sagen "Alles gut!"
2019-20: Kein mobiles Internet, alle sagen "Mega!"
2021-22: Kein mobiles Internet, alle nuscheln mumblecoremäßig vor sich hin.

9:26 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

lastpositivist If I were Will Smith I would simply have debated and defeated Chris Rock in the marketplace of ideas.

11:38 AM, Mar 28th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

simongerman600 Germany and Belarus are still withholding their support for Google Streetview. Map shows the coverage across Europe in 2022. Source: buff.ly/3uwKf81 pic.twitter.com/jWddvgGZfA

7:05 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Buffer (retweeted on 7:33 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

kkklawitter Hier der Link der Petition, die nun endlich freigeschaltet wurde:

epetitionen.bundestag.de/content/petiti…

Die Forderungen von @TinoPfaff @realjaywalking @wsa_buendnis seht ihr im Thread.

Gibt unserem Ansinnen schnell Reichweite für das Erreichen der 50.000 Stimmen.
Danke.
🙏 twitter.com/kkklawitter/st…

10:23 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Eilenbrat Tweets zur Stimulation der Schleimhautimmunität

5:39 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

sammajammaz This study of 33 countries found that criminalization of any aspect of sex work increases sex workers risk of facing violence and contracting STDs. journals.plos.org/plosmedicine/a… pic.twitter.com/JBuwaA5UaN

4:42 PM, Mar 26th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Hung_TT_Nguyen In journals, we have to cut our names according to western norms. But how? No clear rules. Some hyphen the name and middle name, e.g., Thuc-Quyen Nguyen scholar.google.com/citations?user…

4:31 AM, Mar 16th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 4:00 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

stefan2100 @demeco_project @texttheater I don't think I can really help. My impression is that is used more like a modal particle with many different functions, comparable to German vielleicht, eigentlich, übrigens, ... Not aware of any analyses.

2:51 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:52 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Stimmt das eigentlich, dass Infraschall Beklemmungen und Angst verursachen kann, oder ist das nur so ein moderner Mythos?

1:24 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:42 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Bullshit-Bingokarte fürs literarische Feuilleton. Darf verbreitet werden pic.twitter.com/z1WYbZVFGD

4:11 PM, May 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

c_drosten Dieser Beitrag nennt den Corona-Relativismus mit seinen blinden Influenza-Vergleichen, seinem all zu frühen Vorschlag, "mit dem Virus leben zu lernen" und dem Great Barrington-Argument des "gezielten Schutzes von Risikogruppen" beim Namen: Sabotage. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

10:45 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:11 PM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

labenzticker Brömsenknöll, das: Heiteres Strandspiel aus Sankt Olaf, bei dem versucht wird, möchlichst viele Stechinsekten mittels Badelatschen auf dem Rücken des Nebenmannes zu fixieren. labenz.neutsch.org/Br%C3%B6msenkn…

11:11 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

jdesmondharris Have you checked on your handwriting lately? Like more than a sentence? I saw mine today and I'm in distress

12:43 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa HENDSSEN • SCHOLDERS • NIESSEN • THOOS

Fachanwälte für Steuerrecht • Notare
Wirtschaftsprüfer • Steuerberater

9:39 PM, Oct 12th, 2021 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:25 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

FrauKrone Wir können autofreie Sonntage auch Freedom Days nennen. Wenn’s der @fdp hilft.

8:02 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:25 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

anna_pryslopska I really wanted to love this #multilingual book in Polish dialects. My ferroequinologist toddler doesn't like it either. The font is tiny and changes for some special characters, most pictures are small and pixelated, and there is no pronunciation guide. Such a cool poem though. pic.twitter.com/Qd0hSKXbJW

8:59 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:27 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

enpunktkapunkt So my actually rr beloved Latin teacher was correcting my math high school exam in tonight's dreams and when I opened the notebook, everything was crossed out and beneath she had written in red ~ Your work violates Art 8 ECHR! ~ and now I don't know what to appeal for

8:52 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

lisa_b_davidson Hate that feeling of talking about a paper and not being sure how to pronounce the author's name? My colleague Maria Gouskova is working on a one-stop-shop for how to pronounce linguists' names. Check it out and email her with a suggestion! gouskova.com/2022/03/25/lin…

4:22 PM, Mar 28th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

xkcd I love how backhanded this comment about Monte Carlo methods is pic.twitter.com/3zgUJA0dqC

5:02 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:43 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

xkcdtitletext @xkcd "You say this daily walk will reduce my risk of death from cardiovascular disease by 30%, but also increase my risk of death by bear attack by 300%? That's a 280% increased! I'm not a sucker; I'm staying inside."

4:40 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via xkcd title text (retweeted on 8:42 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

arocalyptic stell dir vor es ist 1944 und du bist beruflich der klo-nazi pic.twitter.com/gFwR2xDzLn

2:20 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:38 AM, Mar 29th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)