The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 4th, 2022

Wenn die neue Staffel Discovery immer noch ungeguckt, weil unguckbar usw.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

texttheater Forderung: Millionen, billions, 万 etc. weltweit abschaffen und Exponentialsprechweisen benutzen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:44 PM, Mar 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Donuts sind Berliner, die statt mit Marmelade mit NICHTS gefüllt sind 😱

via Twitter for Android

NeinQuarterly My God: dead.
My hope: unfounded.
My destruction: mutually assured.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:30 PM, Mar 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Recruiter: So, the team are really impressed by your next-level understanding of Partial Application

Recruiter: but we are a little worried about the gaps in your resume and there seems to be a whole page missing from your references

Recruiter:

Recruiter: oooooooohhhhh

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Mar 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Cathulhu_fhtagn Hey Internet, was für unerreichbare Ideale hast du aktuell so für Eltern auf Lager?

Internet:
Kinder werden ein Jahr zu früh geboren und müssen nachgebrütet werden twitter.com/MadameMuede/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Mar 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

@LingMuelller The name changed at some point, but they kept the acronym, AFAIK.

via Twitter for Android in reply to LingMuelller

RT 🔒"sehenswertes interview; weniger wegen der titelfrage als aufgrund der einsichten in den BND" tagesschau.de/investigativ/w…

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"Paradoxically, the problem with American exceptionalism is that even those who challenge its foundational tenets and heap scorn on American militarism often end up recreating American exceptionalism by centering the United States in their analyses of international relations."

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

"The prescriptive implications of this position are clear: (...) Eastern European countries should (...) accept their geopolitical role as neutral buffers at the edges of the vestiges of the American and Russian empires."

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

"Eastern Europe is maddeningly complex. It doesn’t even have a clear definition" twitter.com/gchrupala/stat…

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Season 2 to be a rehash of All Good Things?

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

derwahremawa Jetzt geht das wieder los, dass man den Deutschen beibringen will, nach Interessen statt nach moralischen Prinzipien zu handeln, als ob das Gegensätze wären

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Mar 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Guinan explains why she ~chose to age~. Yes, yes, we get it.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

As of Picard S02E01, those pesky security checks are abolished entirely. You can now disable holodeck safety protocols or initiate self-destruct with one simple voice command.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

_l17r_ Das Mikroskop, mit dem man das Ausmaß meines Mitleids wahrnehmen könnte, muss erst erfunden werden. twitter.com/georg_renner/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:36 PM, Mar 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

@andreasvc @FiboKowalsky I once wrote a thing to re-align raw texts that have diverged (e.g., due to normalization): github.com/texttheater/io…

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

@andreasvc @FiboKowalsky The PMB does assume raw text never changes. One solution is to handle raw text changes *in tokenization*: tokens can be removed, added, *and changed*, but are always anchored to some span in the original raw text. This is to some extent implemented in the PMB.

via Twitter Web App in reply to andreasvc

OsenovaPetya You can still register for to be held on March 21-24 in Gather (virtually in Sofia). The exciting program is already out. Check it here under Program: syntaxfest.github.io/syntaxfest21/

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:55 PM, Mar 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

So, jetzt noch einmal vier Tage auf Schnee verzichten, dann hab ich's für diesen Winter geschafft. Kriegen wir hin, oder?

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

Who needs a copula if you can have an inherently reflexive verb with a dummy subject pronoun and not one but TWO oblique objects

via Twitter Web App in reply to texttheater

keratinize.v.02 (become horny and impregnated with keratin)

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A is B
es handelt sich bei A um B

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derwahremawa Erneut relevant twitter.com/derwahremawa/s…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:08 AM, Mar 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

@FrueheNeuzeit @fussballinguist Ich bin des Niederländischen mächtig, aber Fußballkenntnisse, naja.

via Twitter for Android in reply to FrueheNeuzeit

KatherineAMunro Life as a TEFL teacher with an Australian accent: trying to elicit from the students a specific word beginning with 'R'. After they gave up and I revealed the word, they exclaimed, "oh, beginning with errrr for 'Robert', we thought you meant 'ahhh' for 'apple'!" 🤦‍♀️ @RobDrummond

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Mar 4th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)