The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 27th, 2022

katrinagulliver SO, odds on whether Claas Relotius will make some kind of comeback like Johann Hari, slink into anonymity like Stephen Glass, or death spiral like Jonah Lehrer?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

techniktagebuch 27. März 2022 - Der ganz einfache Trick, wie man nachts immer genau weiß, wie spät es ist (außer um halb eins und um eins) tmblr.co/ZydXMoblX-dyCi…

via Tumblr (retweeted on 10:59 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

DaxWerner 🇺🇸 The next song goes out to all the party people
🇩🇪 Das nächste Lied richtet sich in besonderer Weise an all jene, welche sich in einer Partei engagieren

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MIT_CSAIL Selected machine learning attacks; first in a series.
1. Cyberpunk
2. Looney Tunes
3. Magritte
4. Witchcraft

credit: @josecastillo pic.twitter.com/hYgaOtnMO3

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:47 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

YourAnonNews Russians against Putin are using a “new Russian flag”, pushing to remove the “blood” from the Russian flag. This is what a real threat to Putin looks like. pic.twitter.com/De8I75SxJV

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:40 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ItsMattTyler "a very cool guy with better fashion sense than I {do/have}"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

kochkunstRecook Als Baustoff werden die Bratkartoffeln noch knuspriger.

via Brod und Spiele (retweeted on 8:05 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

jamis Last night I dreamt a story about three chickens. All I remember now are their names: “Open”,”Close”, and “Petunia.” 🐓🤷‍♂️

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:01 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

jamis Brilliant. 😂 make sure to read all three stanzas. twitter.com/AndrejNkv/stat…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:54 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScienceVet2 So. Hi new people! Apparently, we're gonna talk about sex. Like physical sex! Because... there's some confusion.

First, sex defined: We're talking physical sex here, not gender. Body parts, hormones, and genetics (and more).

BLUF: BIOLOGICAL sex is a spectrum

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via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:57 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScienceVet2 Some enterprising soul says, "Hey, remember that histogram where we said we'll just model using the peaks?" And everyone goes, "Uh, yeah?" And they say, "What if we... USED that data?" And everyone groans, because complicated data is hard.

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via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson @BuckRivera unter anderem… auch und gerade… insbesondere… nicht zuletzt… (usw)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

BuckRivera @EnglishGibson Von uns verzeichnete, gesammelte, aufbereitete und abschließend bearbeitete Fragestellungen mit historisch auffällig hohem Aufkommen in der Nutzercommunity

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Deutschest version of FAQs I have ever seen:

Not just
„Häufig gestellte Fragen“

Not even
„Häufig aufkommende Fragen“

But…
„Häufig aufkommende Fragestellungen“!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Süßwinkel, der: Ein Ort, an dem man Naschwerk vor Kindern und anderen Familienmitgliedern versteckt. labenz.neutsch.org/S%C3%BC%C3%9Fw…

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 2:00 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

neutsch_org remixen – ramux – rämüxe – rimoxen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/R

via neutschbot (retweeted on 1:59 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

formschub Meine gepimpte original 50er-Jahre Küchenuhr hat Atomzeit und stellt sich gerade nach Batteriewechsel neu ein. Ich mag solche Retro-Hightech-Fusionen. pic.twitter.com/72WNykqXBP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:57 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

formschub In jedem selbstgekochten Gericht mit geraspelten Zutaten steckt auch immer ein Stück von mir.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Johannes42 Was Tobias Haberl (Männertheoretiker) unmännlich findet. Ein Thread. pic.twitter.com/ifGCo8DFqR

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:21 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

DieMaus @jreichelt Die heutige Sendung findest du in der Mediathek auf wdrmaus.de
Auch als erwachsene Person kann man bei uns noch viel lernen zu relevanten Themen wie z.B Toleranz. Die Maus ist dazu da den Horizont für Groß und Klein zu erweitern.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:10 PM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Wordle 281 4/6

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via Twitter for Android

mueslikind Wer hat noch vor ein paar Wochen prognostiziert, dass solche Artikel erscheinen werden? twitter.com/EckDoktor/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:08 AM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

batkaren Like PAC-MAN before me, I too feel pursued by the ghosts of my past, consume mindlessly without end, and enjoy fruit.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:05 AM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

emollick The same thing holds for bad behavior in games: most people who act badly are having a bad day & can improve. It is why I sometimes wish Twitter had more moderation tools, like deleting a bad reply to a tweet & saying why I deleted it, rather than just choosing blocking or muting twitter.com/emollick/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:03 AM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

mistodon Editor macros are code. Excel formulas are code. Photoshop brushes are code. Visual scripting tools are code. LittleBigPlanet is code.

I hope one day we can acknowledge this so that our goal can be "good UX" instead of "no code".

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:00 AM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

alexstamos This is a good point. If the EU wants to promote competition it can start by strengthening data portability to make sure people can easily switch.

There are hard privacy issues with exporting your contact list, but more solvable than interop.

twitter.com/floorter/statu…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

alexstamos But EC/EP politicians are being told that they can have their data privacy, competition, safety, user experience and data localization cakes and eat them all too with the messenger interop requirement, and that is just plain wrong.

Some discussion: twitter.com/alexstamos/sta…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

alexstamos *On credit, Moxie and the Signal team invented the Signal ratchet protocol and demonstrated its practicality before WhatsApp rolled it out to a billion people. In a sane world, Moxie would get the Nobel Peace Prize for securing the communications of billions.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

alexstamos WhatsApp rolling out mandatory end-to-end encryption was the largest improvement in communications privacy in human history. Period. Nothing else is close.

Jan, Brian and team (and Signal)* did more good in 30 days than every EU DPA has with six years of GDPR.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:58 AM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Vor 15 Jahren: Stralau-Blog — Schöner sterben am Wasser » Blog Archive » Freilassung von Brigitte Mohnhaupt hat nicht stattgefunden stralau.in-berlin.de/blog/2007/03/2…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Mar 27th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)