The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 13th, 2022

gumarten did you know that Vladimir Nabokov suffered from lepidoptery?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

@BuckRivera @EnglishGibson What do you mean "doesn't work". People use it so it clearly does.

via Twitter for Android in reply to BuckRivera

EnglishGibson Love the way German can often use a single clause to report speech, whereas English has to use one verb to report the speech plus a separate participle clause.

(German example above taken from “Neue Vahr Süd” by Sven Regener)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:44 PM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

AIsToBAsCIsToD Flipbook : Books that tell a story when you flip them :: Flippant : Pants that tell a story when you flip them

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:34 PM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

direlog hope none of you are spending the weekend in the inescapable grasp of a mechanical claw

via lyre/dog (retweeted on 6:59 PM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

StefanMuelller Dieser kleine ukrainische Junge (der linke) hat sehr traurig geguckt. Für's Photo hat er dann gelächelt und ich fand es falsch zu sagen, dass er nicht lächeln soll. pic.twitter.com/FodMyL15pA

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:35 PM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Wer nannte es Proviant und nicht Reisespeise

via Twitter for Android

EerikNKross It's tragic but funny. This is indeed how a lot of Western pundits (and some governments) have been explaining the war on Ukraine pic.twitter.com/v7gjhHBX2l

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 2:16 PM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Pulspforde, die: Eine Tür, hinter der jemand oder etwas wartet, das einem Herzklopfen bereitet (sei es ein potenzieller Partner, ein Krankenzimmer oder ein ernstes Wörtchen mit dem/der Vorgesetzten). labenz.neutsch.org/Pulspforde

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Das Opfer starb an einem Bienenstich. Tatverdächtig sind ein Imker und ein Konditor.

via Twitter for Android

@mjpost Gotta explain to me how permanent DST would address the problem of "sitting in the dark" in winter? 🤔

via Twitter for Android in reply to mjpost

NeinQuarterly Yes, we’ll say, we survived a pandemic. Sadly, so did everything else.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:59 AM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

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by @DeWordle

via Twitter for Android

JanelleCShane Thread on the futility of using AI to "recover" information that isn't present in the original. In short, it makes stuff up based on what it's seen before.
aiweirdness.com/depixellation-… twitter.com/pbump/status/1…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 12:40 AM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

DrWaumiau Rückenschmerzen, so sinnlos.
Wenn ich daran erinnert werden will wie alt ich bin, google ich die aktuelle Nummer der Bravo Hits.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:32 AM, Mar 13th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)