The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 6th, 2022

@zufallsshirt @Grumpfdalm Nein, ausgesperrt aus einem Makaken aus Gerste bist du!

via Twitter for Android in reply to zufallsshirt

formschub »Stell dir mal vor, Laschet wär’ jetzt Kanzler.«
»Ok.« pic.twitter.com/0TjfO9wYwj

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

random_walker When I want my toddler to wrap up an activity I set a timer that triggers a text-to-voice message announcing that time's up. It works every time, even though I decide how long to set the timer for and what the robot says.

Now I understand the appeal of AI for decision making.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

SimpleMachines Simple Machines is very happy to announce the stable release of our new productline: SMF 2.1! It comes with a large set of improvements and new (security) features. :) Come have a look! simplemachines.org/community/inde… We’d like to thank our team and everyone who has contributed to it! =)

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Ist das nicht Tierquälerei? 🤨🦡 pic.twitter.com/SZfPq9nZ2n

via Twitter for Android

dt. betrachten Sie dieses Schreiben bitte als gegenstandslos
engl. just file this under noise

via Twitter for Android

wayfu who called it microdosing and not triplets

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

markus_schlegel [wenn ich mir sehr sicher bin, dass etwas nicht der Fall ist]
„Ich bin mir nicht sicher, ob das der Fall ist.“

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

neutsch_org qualmen – quulm – quülme – gequulmen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/Q

via neutschbot (retweeted on 11:16 AM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ReviewAcl If you haven't taken a look recently, check out our stats page! There are some new views on linguistic / geographic diversity, and we also have stats from January. Many thanks to @SebastinSanty for his work on this! stats.aclrollingreview.org

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

M_B_Petersen Are people who moralize facts, data & analytical thinking less likely to share false information?

No, in fact, they are *more* likely to do so.

New preprint with @A_Marie_sci: osf.io/k7u68/

A 🧵 on our counterintuitive finding, why it occurs & why it matters (1/10)

via chirr.app (retweeted on 10:40 AM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Word of the day: pet gripe

via Twitter for Android

rajat_suresh bouncer just threw me INTO a bar because i'm causing so little commotion 😎

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Rechtssicherer Jazz für Kinder!
- Kein Moll
- Keine ungeraden Taktarten
- Keine kadenzfremden Akkorde
pic.twitter.com/3qYgVOFK4w

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

MariusKothor This moment is clarifying because it shows how unnecessary refugee camps actually are. They are sites of confinement/containment for those deemed undesirable by nation-states. Refugee camps can and should be abolished.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:29 AM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa Ein Supermarkt, in dem Eier und Schmalz, Zucker und Salz, Milch und Mehl nicht im selben Regal zu finden sind, steht für mich nicht mehr auf dem Boden unseres kulturellen Erbes.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:11 AM, Mar 6th, 2022 via Twitter for Android)