March 23rd, 2022

xkcd Salary Negotiation xkcd.com/2597 pic.twitter.com/cNoqCq4kZG

11:34 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Der Mongolische Vokalabscheider ist ein

10:59 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

gumarten “It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing” (Gertrude Stein)

9:12 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:20 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

wayfu Wenn in Baden-Baden Baden-Baden-Baden Baden-Baden-Baden baden, baden Baden-Baden-Baden Baden-Baden-Baden

9:05 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:40 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

it_meirl_bot me_irl redd.it/tl8izj pic.twitter.com/rPx176COex

8:44 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via DM @transkatgirl for takedowns (retweeted on 8:55 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

pervocracy it's me, I'm the fat person who went to the doctor not knowing I was fat or what a "calorie" is, in unrelated news I have only recently entered human society after being raised by cave bears but it's good the system is in place for people like me

6:46 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Das Haus gewinnt immer pic.twitter.com/zv12h3qpwi

3:23 PM, Jul 6th, 2021 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Bei der niedrigsten Schätzung wären das in Deutschland schon mehr, als Gelsenkirchen Einwohner hat, aber OK. twitter.com/a_c_h_buxbaum/…

7:31 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:16 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

highfrontvowel Petitie om alle spreekwoorden analoog aan “pot, ketel, zwart” af te korten

7:30 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:16 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

anna_pryslopska I get so mad when people say "everyone who wanted the covid vaccine is already vaccinated". My son will be too young for the shot for several years still.

7:28 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:15 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

Kleinstod Muss nach meinem Post jetzt alle Freunde bei studiVZ suchen und ihnen Screenshots von ihrem Profil schicken, weil ich offenbar die letzte Person auf dem Planeten mit Zugang 🥳

6:58 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:05 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

cactus_chef "Die Gestaltung moderner Arschleder ist in der DIN 23307 Gesäßleder für den Bergbau (Arschleder) geregelt." (Wikipedia)

6:29 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

tropicanapussy i don’t understand why white ppl would want to use AAVE when they have terms like “watch it buster” or “oh for pete’s sake”, or my personal favorite “why i oughta”, these are so fun to hear

8:50 PM, Mar 22nd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

GoodGermanWords Would read. Needs Spargel. twitter.com/Johannes42/sta…

5:47 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:08 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

HenpeckedHal Things that made my toddler cry this week:
- I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare
- the bath was "too wet"
- he wanted syrup for breakfast...just syrup
- his sister "keeps looking at him"
- he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob)

How about your kid?

9:32 PM, May 8th, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:20 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

ScHuehnerkrisp sachsen: schköhla, tzschirtzschen, götterwitz twitter.com/baudrillardbae…

1:15 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

emb_cit Ekelhaft - schämt Euch, @BVG_Kampagne ! twitter.com/exberlinermag/…

10:58 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:35 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

neutsch_org korrigieren – korrektur – korrektöre – korrekturen neutsch.org/Starke_Verben/K

11:11 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via neutschbot (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

LarsJohanL National Geographic Picture of The Year. Black images are shadows of zebras. Zoom in and you will see zebras. pic.twitter.com/6dwnJ0uBSC

9:05 PM, Mar 21st, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

susie_dent Word of the morning is the Old English 'uhtceare' [ucht-kay-ara]: the sorrow before dawn, when you lie awake in the darkness and worry.

9:24 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:41 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter Web App)

ScHuehnerkrisp Eisen-Onesie

4:14 PM, Mar 26th, 2020 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:00 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)

ScHuehnerkrisp Sinodal-Adonis (der schönste Mann aus dem Kirchenkreis)

7:18 PM, Jul 28th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:00 AM, Mar 23rd, 2022 via Twitter for Android)