The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 5th, 2016

ChrisBucholz Trying couple weeks. Favorite Indian restaurant shut down but then I found another one. Looks like everything's going to be OK.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra I THOUGHT I WAS SICK OF DEEPDREAM BUT THEN

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
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via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:22 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "Das ist jetzt der Punkt, wo ich mit der Hoffnungstrompete um die Ecke komme!!!" - @_noujoum

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GlitchLogos g͠i̷o̵o͘gl̕e͟™ pic.twitter.com/jxtoe9rxou

via Glitch logos (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

DougOfNashville Ashcroft: No more Lean-In train sessions 4 women, until we have training 4 men on listening, deference, giving credit to others

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

gchrupala Tasty paper recipe:
1. Take word2vec
2. Tweak to taste
3. Evaluate on a word similarity
4. Claim as Deep Learning

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:20 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

markjaquith @waldojaquith way to exclude people with vacuunyms

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:19 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

waldojaquith I wrote this regex to validate people’s names: (.+)

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:19 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Von einer Assassine am Bahnhof abgeholt werden.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:10 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

fiddle This happens more than you might think. mobile.nytimes.com/2016/03/06/opi…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:30 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

theRosenblatts vom Luxus über zu fantasieren wp.me/p2thZz-1Tt

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:55 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

NeinQuarterly A gentle reminder that if you're lonely, write prose. And poetry, if you intend to stay that way.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Und wie immer beginnt meine Flugnummer mit FR8. <3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

diegutebutter Laut benachbarten Kirchturm endlich mal wieder bis 207 Uhr ausgeschlafen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:33 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Mit der Erwartung konfrontiert, für verschiedene Sportarten verschiedene Sportschuhe zu haben, lachte ich laut.

via Twitter for Android

jessevandoren The Netherlands pic.twitter.com/wx4EAuG0iT

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

cloudette_ Gebloggt: Typisch Mädchen - typisch Jungs. Alles ganz natürlich. Oder?… cloudette.net/2016/03/04/typ… pic.twitter.com/5GHkdomOsO

via WordPress.com (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

m_rinck "Ein Gelehrter von internationalem Ruf brachte seine berühmte Vielsprachigkeit auf die ironische Formel, er spreche Russisch in 15 Sprachen"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:39 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Das Bücherhaben dient der Raumgestaltung.

via Twitter for Android

theshrillest a guy who thinks "SJWs" are whiny "professional victims" went to the white house to protest losing a blue check twitter.com/Trillburne/sta…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:25 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

erowidrecruiter I then found myself walking up to Drew's house around 9:00-9:30, with no eyelids, with the latest technologies, architectures, and standards

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:12 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

erowidrecruiter moaning, holding ourselves to quell the inner pain: we are experiencing incredible growth.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:11 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

erowidrecruiter Hi Zachary, My name is xx, and you took 10mg of 2C-I, carefully measured with a focus on fast, iterative development over 150 deployments/mo

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:11 PM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

CodepointsNet WebKit starts implementing hanging punctuation. If you know the typographic fine prints, maybe you can help them: lists.w3.org/Archives/Publi…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

plomlompom Ist schon einen Bericht wert, wenn ein PoC-FehlVerdächtigter /nicht/ für Misshandlung durch Polizei verurteilt wird: jungle-world.com/artikel/2016/0…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Taniel That explains the mass resignations when the Bush White House circulated the torture memos. twitter.com/AriFleischer/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:31 AM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GeneMonchelli Leland are you kidding me pic.twitter.com/hNytybLK4x

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:50 AM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Blogeintrag: Mein Blockseminar über Twitterbots und Textgenerierung enigmabrot.de/blog/?id=230

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:50 AM, Mar 5th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

"Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gender Stereotypes" smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4…

via Twitter for Android