The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 27th, 2016

Vater erklärt, was "pröffen" bedeutet: "durch Ausüben von Druck in seinem Volumen verringern"

via Twitter for Android

ATBrokenNews Ostermesse unter der A2

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Bei Fahrrädern mit Gangschaltung vorne und hinten gibt es, was die Bedienung angeht, zu viele Freiheitsgrade. >:-(

via Twitter Web Client

BiellaColeman French journalist Florence Hartmann jailed by war crimes tribunal (for leaking important/damning info about them) gu.com/p/4hq4h/stw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:29 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions Gedächtnisforscher Kandel, Großhirnschnitt mit angefärbten Nervenzellen: Der Meister deutet an, tupft hin, malt aus

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 7:26 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Ich habe mir jetzt ein größeres Glas genommen, das aber nicht im gleichen Verhältnis Whiskey auch mehr hat."

via Twitter for Android

ChrisBucholz The home inspector just told us we have millenials living in the walls. 😔

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"move gradually toward regulated drug markets" washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2…

via Twitter for Android

yoavgo @deliprao @Smerity @jasonbaldridge start with "easy for most humans", filtering the training data becomes AI complete.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zoonpolitikon @spinfocl "Previously we were mostly dealing with 'radical Islamists' but now we are increasingly dealing with 'Islamized radicals.'" 1/2

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

spinfocl Daesh-Bombenheinis rekrutieren sich aus dem Milieu der kleinkriminellen Klebstoffschnüffler. via @faznet faz.net/aktuell/politi…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:12 PM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Breakfast recipe:

1. Take large handfuls of chocolate egg
2. Stuff into face
3. Repeat until slightly ill

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kadybat As a reminder, the "status quo" they're referring to is a 41% transgender suicide attempt rate. twitter.com/NCCapitol/stat…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Mar 27th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)