March 2nd, 2016

peterbreuer Eine repräsentative Umfrage ergab: Die einen so, die anderen so.

11:33 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:54 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden If they are, they're looking at it the wrong way. "Locking yourself out" is now the only reliable liability shield. twitter.com/mattblaze/stat…

10:12 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

JuedischeOnline Unser #ZitatDerWoche kommt von Thomas Goppel aus der #CSU pic.twitter.com/Md0vfS92LI

5:00 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Buffer (retweeted on 8:04 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

_jayphelps I died. 😂 pic.twitter.com/APZqtkHnSt

5:18 AM, Feb 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:04 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

christinelove “Why do people like Markov-generated text?” you ask.

Actually, Markov was the mathematician; what generates the text is Markov’s monster

5:58 AM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 4:45 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

WiredUK This incredible music machine is powered by 2,000 marbles wired.uk/zqCRe9 pic.twitter.com/kaRs7cC7Xe

12:18 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:55 PM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Noahpinion Other GOPers can't say things like "Let's repair the roads", because of the insane ideology they invented that no one ended up caring about.

4:31 AM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Jason_Spacey Leave university in shitloads of debt

Pay thousands in rent as you can't afford to buy

Work into your 70s

Die pic.twitter.com/VG0m8xpdKe

9:26 PM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

fredericmarx “I can’t tell you what menstruation is, why don’t you go build a bomb.”
Google’s #Kiddle is bound to be a success. 💥 pic.twitter.com/4bjIpmL9UM

7:26 PM, Mar 1st, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

peterbreuer Nähgarn lässt sich leichter einfädeln, wenn man das lose Ende an den Schwanz eines Kamels bindet, das gerade durch ein Nadelöhr geht.

9:33 AM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:45 AM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kendrawcandraw Yes a 2 party system sucks & no candidate is perfect but if u dont want Trump to be the dude who makes Mad Max a documentary go fucking vote

2:25 AM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:07 AM, Mar 2nd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)