March 30th, 2016

ThatBloke_Jesus Trying to convince the doorman your mates are sober pic.twitter.com/FPlyBo37iA

7:38 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

saschalobo Wieviele IS-Terroristen (seit 2014, EU) waren den Behörden vorher bekannt? Ach, nur 100% – 1.ly/terroristen pic.twitter.com/YFzYLLGKsi

2:34 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra Your ass potentially causes problems... since discrete partitioning is incompatible with its wide distribution. pic.twitter.com/xEvEoccPn4

4:29 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:11 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Wichtig: @C_Holler braucht wirklich, wirklich unsere Hilfe: youtu.be/UwwnfGReHHk [TW: Krebs]

4:20 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

stewartbrand The dodo's DNA has been sequenced. With this detailed anatomy, de-extinction is ever more plausible. twitter.com/stuarts/status…

8:06 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

JuleGrasz Damit Sie in Zukunft wissen, wie das Teil heißt. pic.twitter.com/RaVhQ7dO0L

2:49 PM, Feb 21st, 2015 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

GalaxyKate I had some spare chocolate and creme filling, so I made some proper Easter candy. pic.twitter.com/WApe0NQj2S

5:10 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:47 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

cocoabythefire New rule: if you interview for a job w/descriptors like "super hero" "badass" or "ninja" in the description, you MUST show up in costume.

7:10 PM, Aug 20th, 2015 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SidneyGennies #Israel begrenzt Managergehälter auf das 35fache des am schlechtesten bezahlten Miarbeiters tagesspiegel.de/wirtschaft/man… pic.twitter.com/75pUvpp06D

7:25 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Doener Please, @google, bring back the former glory of Deja News binarypassion.net/google-can-t-s… #usenet

11:59 PM, Mar 29th, 2016 via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:05 AM, Mar 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)