The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 3rd, 2016

TODO app idea: what you don't mark as done by the due date is automatically pushed back 1 day, then 1 week, then 1 month, then 1 year.

via Twitter for Android

Has anyone tried something like , but for speech? Strengthen the words that the network thinks it hears?

via Twitter for Android

Oh God, Someone Ran Fear and Loathing Through Google's Neural Network gizmodo.com/oh-god-someone…

via Twitter for Android

(Main road surrounded by grassland makes slight bend.)
Google: TURN RIGHT!

(Street in dense urban grid makes 90° bend.)
Google: …

via Twitter Web Client

@ojahnn Ist das „Gödel, Escher, Bach“?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to ojahnn

jkfecke Incidentally, this seemed way too on point, and I decided to fact-check.

100% legit. query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-fr… twitter.com/jonostrower/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:16 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Anwendungsfälle: Basismodule im Studium, theoretischer Teil eines sonst praktischen Seminars, erste Smalltalk-Gespräche mit neuen Bekannten

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Seit Jahren meine Lieblingsmetapher f Situationen, in denen man sich erst durch was todlangweiliges quälen muss, bevor es interessant wird.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Die beste Erfindung von Walter Moers ist meiner Meinung nach der Abenteuerroman, der mit 100 Seiten über Theorie der Lanzenpflege beginnt.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:15 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

treycausey "forcemake": a movie that seems to be simultaneously a reboot, a remake, and a sequel. Etymology: "The Force Awakens"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:14 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

nadjakwapil Prestigious authors. Re-searching for even more prestige. You might at best re-lie on them.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:48 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

joerogan Court strikes down university ban on 'communicating in a manner likely to cause emotional or physical discomfort' wapo.st/1RH1fhC?tid=ss…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:22 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

dorinlazar @BernieSanders Romania is sorry for not being the third world country you and your voters thinks it is. We'll be more careful next time!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

schachtigall Nun grillt das den -Parteichef Frank Franz zur NPD-Programmatik. Erster Eindruck: Er laviert ganz schön rum.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:40 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wahnsinn. Wintergatan - Marble Machine (music instrument using 2000 marbles) youtu.be/IvUU8joBb1Q via @YouTube

via Twitter for Android

Nachtvogel Sagenhaft, wie der Spiegel es hinkriegt, einen hochkarätigen Kongreß zu komplett zu ignorieren. Naja, vermutlich auch besser so.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

honnibal O my neural net.
When you do not learn, is it
Chance or buggy fate?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Balbini, der: Knapper zweiteiliger Badeanzug für kleine Mädchen. labenz.texttheater.net/Balbini

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:24 AM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

levudev »Tut mir Leid, die Buchstabensuppe mag ja gut schmecken, aber das Kerning ist ja katastrophal!«

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:44 AM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

zachlieberman what happens when you average “faces in things” images robbykraft.com/sfpc/index.php… via @RobbyKraft @sfpc pic.twitter.com/yXJ04H50xy

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

duckinator All you need for a name field is a single textbox. If you think you need anything more, get the fuck over yourself.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:37 AM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

etzioni A Plan in Case Robots Take the Jobs: Give Everyone a Paycheck. nytimes.com/2016/03/03/tec…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:09 AM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

EverydaySexism Obama removes all funding for abstinence-only sex education patheos.com/blogs/progress…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

emilymbender Would you like an any-to-any dictionary in your browser? Check out dev.panlex.org/pl-translator/ for Chrome using @panlexproject by Li Wang

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)