The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 17th, 2016

"Ist ja toll, dass sie klug sind, aber müssen die das ständig so öffentlich zerebrieren?"

via Twitter Web Client

pmddomingos Bots are the new apps: techcrunch.com/2016/03/17/fac… (h/t @uwcse_ai)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:42 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

DannyDutch If you face swap Mulder & Scully they look like a great Synth Pop band. pic.twitter.com/Sai6CsC8Am

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish "I quite fancy a drink tonight actually" - Translation: Let's have all the wine

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Lecker Sahne: Österreich und Russischer Truppenabzug

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

_danilo respect for users as a business model

vs

contempt for users as a business model pic.twitter.com/0WILIrodtF

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

YouSaySocial Twitter has sneakily enabled algorithmic timelines!
For chronological timeline, open settings and untick this box... pic.twitter.com/ETWQy89iKl

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Yo Google Fit, the day ends when I go to sleep, not when it's midnight.

via Twitter for Android

Samoth12 Antis spread stigma against sex work and then use the negative effects caused by that stigma as a cudgel against sex workers.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:29 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch . @Fischblog Was die Frage aufwirft: Kann Gott einen Bierkrug erschaffen, der so groß ist, dass er ihn nicht in einem Zug leeren kann?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 5:44 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

aparrish it's impossible to use talking to communicate your intent unambiguously, which is why we invented systems and procedures in the first place

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

aparrish I think there's this idea in the NLP/AI/whatever community that computers will soon be able to perfectly understand human language, but—

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

aparrish I think about this quote a lot—not as it relates to games but as it relates to computers & natural language pic.twitter.com/SvxHgbfpcy

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

daswarkeinhuhn Quelle: Tweet über Quelle mit Inhalt: "Quelle: Quelle" twitter.com/frachtschaden/…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

thejapanesefor The Japanese for "wrist" is 手首 (てくび/tekubi), which means "hand neck". Likewise, "ankle" is 足首 (あしくび/ashikubi), or "foot neck". !

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:23 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

johnedgarpark My modified multitool made it through two airports today! It may help that I laser etched "TSA Compliant" on it. pic.twitter.com/eOXwCfzOsw

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:04 PM, Mar 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

He drank two warning shots.

via Twitter Web Client

"Ja, bist du vom schwülen Dunst umwabert?"

via Twitter for Android

"They were liable to solidify in their notion that he was a dangerous lunatic."

via Twitter for Android