The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 23rd, 2016

Snowden Europe may grieve today, but she wins tomorrow. pic.twitter.com/D08XN4Olft

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Word of the day: (to) beglee

via Twitter for Android

Fotografiona This: How and why not to talk about muslims after a terrorist attack: juancole.com/2016/03/how-no…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

sapinker Lane Greene: The theories of the world's best-known linguist [Chomsky] have become rather weird. econ.st/1RiWKYz via @TheEconomist

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss London's tube map only uses 45° angles to aid its human readers.

Now can you see the humanness in mainboard design? pic.twitter.com/7giQJjI8iI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss If we lift this constraint, what would a CPU designed by a computer look like? Would it even make sense to us?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss The x86 instruction set was originally designed to be easy for humans to write assembly for.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss Compiler output is similarly strange: For "n *= 79" humans write "divq $79". GCC uses faster multiply+shift+subtract pic.twitter.com/qkSo3KoIuA

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss The Wendelstein 7-X fusion device looks asymmetrical and messy, like it's out of a bad sci-fi set. pic.twitter.com/Bx1jjsWYwS

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jo_liss When computers design things, they look very different.

Tensile structure before/after topological optimization: pic.twitter.com/dazNjLr92C

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:02 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

asayeed Keep *your* dinner table cozy and intimate with a giant looming alien teardrop @terriko pic.twitter.com/TqVmovSK0G

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@yeahyeahyens Die Entscheidungen, die in den vier Jahren fallen, haben Auwirkungen auch für die Zeit danach.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to yeahyeahyens

AwfulFantasy "Everyone came to watch the space joust, which was like regular jousting but harder cause you had to train the horses to hold their breath."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:53 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@L3viathan2142 Nah, I think it's sufficient to use average mortality rates.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to L3viathan2142

WordMercenary Racist attacks aren't a 'response' to a terrorist attack. They are pre-existing racists exploiting a perceived window of acceptability.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@texttheater Democracy with equal votes seems nice and all, but it fails to take mortality into account.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

No, seriously. The weight of votes should decrease with age. twitter.com/robwhisman/sta…

via Twitter Web Client

AcademicPain Presentation Pro Tip: Try capturing the audience's attention with an element of surprise. pic.twitter.com/ngBXcMCOxW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:25 PM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Or, you know, a distributed rather than centralized code marketplace. twitter.com/rdallasgray/st…

via Twitter Web Client

Only recently noticed the riff played at very high pitch during the verse. Love it. ^^ youtu.be/PANEcjhSfv4 via @YouTube

via Twitter Web Client

danieldekok There was more terror in Europe in the '70s and '80s. twitter.com/obk/status/712…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:34 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

tauriqmoosa holy shit. "Confronted". Nice to know my family & I would be "confronted" by random white dudes about terror attacks twitter.com/nikeshshukla/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:33 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

dnaber Projektleiter gesucht mit Erfahrung in Erdverbrennung und Porzellanzerschlagung.

via yoono (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

raganwald It’s really difficult to get endorsements for “Burning Bridges” on LinkedIn.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Kamelschwalbe Jetzt lachen wir Sie immer noch aus, Herr Olmköter.
pic.twitter.com/wdjY3I07M1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:31 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

"Preaching to the converted – Vom Fachmann für Kenner" titanic-magazin.de/fachmann/2016/…

via Twitter for Android

wacnt number of meteorites per million years that have more momentum on impact than the most momentum ever achieved by a train

via Twuffer (retweeted on 1:56 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

wacnt name for fear of the number 28

via Twuffer (retweeted on 1:55 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

wacnt maximum number of correctly-labeled keys if you put the first 52 letters of a Wikipedia article on the white piano keys in order

via Twuffer (retweeted on 1:55 AM, Mar 23rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)