The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 9th, 2016

GerritKloss Skandalöse Begründung der MHH im Fall : Die benannten Mängel hätten zwingend zur Aberkennung des Titels führen müssen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:42 PM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

My programming class is making Twitterbots now that will soon start posting Dutch generated rhymes and accidental haikus.

via Twitter for Android

marga_owski Ich kann das nicht, mit Twitter aufhören. Ich finde doch nie wieder eine Dating-App, auf der ich mit Erika Steinbach kommunizieren kann.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Snowden Journos: @MIT studied exactly this and found Lynch's desire is impossible to safely achieve: dspace.mit.edu/bitstream/hand… twitter.com/JennaMC_Laugh/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

siracusa My daughter (8) describing Darth Vader's force-choking abilities: "He can kill you through Wi-Fi."

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 4:16 PM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

brianloveswords We couldn't get the printer to connect, luckily it's a printer/scanner combo pic.twitter.com/5uidqXfjjP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:15 PM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

asayeed I'm in a natural science that is also a social science, a "humanity", and a sort of IT engineering. All at once, equally.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:44 PM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Bei "" muss ich mir immer einen Twiiterbot vorstellen, der schlechte Witze erkennt und mit Grillenzirpen reagiert. ;)

via Twitter for Android

mikehadlow Yes, I'm a computer programmer; no, I don't know how your computer works. pic.twitter.com/ERfVrUIjT0

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Reading a lot of terrible published papers as research for my own term paper is giving me a lot of confidence. If those can get published...

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:57 AM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl wins first game against human world champion .

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

therealmoneyboy Bank is a place where they loan you money if u prove u don't need it

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GlitchLogos ţęoy҉s ̛r͘ u̶s̀™ pic.twitter.com/eY3opHJF7G

via Glitch logos (retweeted on 7:58 AM, Mar 9th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)