The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 19th, 2016

cdixon "The human mind is still 50,000 times more energy efficient than machine intelligence." jacquesmattheij.com/another-way-of… pic.twitter.com/pp5ZtNQM0U

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:09 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

tkingdoll First time I've seen the word 'girlfriendzoned' as a response to 'friendzoned'. Excellent. pic.twitter.com/9BgIDi12XM

via Tweetlogix (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Ich kannte mal eine Frau, die war genau so wie die Hauptfigur in "The Boss", nur nicht so bescheiden und vernünftig.

via Twitter Web Client

Lotterleben Eat your heart out, Thomas Gottschalk ✨ instagram.com/p/BDJg8wiKLD0/

via Instagram (retweeted on 10:23 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

olenskae The British public are trying (and succeeding) to have a £200 million boat named Boaty McBoatface. pic.twitter.com/hY5xWCvuY8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

cdixon Opinion differences between public and scientists pic.twitter.com/hFEx5v5yLF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:57 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

L3viathan2142 @texttheater theoretically, you could validate those with a regex, too, because the local part has a size limit of 64.

via Fenix for Android (retweeted on 4:20 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Power user is only five characters away from poser. ;)

via Twitter for Android

Ich würd ja auch Netflix nehmen, aber da gibt's ja nichts.

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Selbstgebastelte Kulturflatrate: 10 €/m Google Play Music Unlimited, 10 €/m Audible, 10€/m VPN für Torrents.

via Twitter for Android

SoVeryBritish Saying "hello?" and pretending you're unaware of the caller's identity, despite your phone's screen saying exactly who's ringing

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:07 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Geekprinzessin Freund zu Besuch: Rate was du heute abend haben wirst, jetzt wo ich da bin. Hat 3 Buchstaben!
Ich: Sex!
Freund: Okay... Aber ich meinte VPN.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:35 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Lotterleben I've been coveting this laptop sleeve for months and now it's finally mine 😍 instagram.com/p/BDIlnuJqLCi/

via Instagram (retweeted on 1:35 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mpopv wait

so every time I click the recycle button because someone's tweet was garbage

i've actually been

sharing it 😦 pic.twitter.com/HNCvXouPHQ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:32 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SciencePorn May I have some more? pic.twitter.com/wbTOWc82FB

via Buffer (retweeted on 12:01 PM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Bruder: Hat dein Handy auch n Taschenrechner? Ah, aber der ist nicht wissenschaftlich.
Schwester: Deine Mutter ist nicht wissenschaftlich!

via Twitter Web Client

plomlompom Was an Meeres-Spiegel steigt, pumpen wir einfach ab & schütten es über die innere Antarktis, wo es wieder einfriert. newscientist.com/article/208027…

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SimoneGiertz This guy saying my last name kind of sounds like me retching. From this Rudetube ep: bit.ly/1YV8CFi pic.twitter.com/wpCPaaqk8z

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:08 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SimoneGiertz I made a robot to help me argue on the internet pic.twitter.com/NxpXhk0NMM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:07 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

stporombka Weltneuheit für Bücher-Fans auf der --- das freche Lesebändchen fürs Handy. pic.twitter.com/zvpUMShl3v

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Mar 19th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@spinfocl Also, das ist mein Versuch, den Informationsgehalt zu berechnen, ignoriert Unicode-Normalisierung und ich kann mich irren.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

Unlike email addresses because those allow for nested comments (!!!). ex-parrot.com/pdw/Mail-RFC82… twitter.com/possumskull/st…

via Twitter Web Client

Jobseekers resort to ‘resumé whitening’ to get a foot in the door, study shows thestar.com/news/immigrati…

via Twitter Web Client