The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 15th, 2016

“Have rueful sense of own inevitable obsolescence, will travel.” slate.com/articles/techn…

via Twitter Web Client

SwiftOnSecurity Apple SVP of Software Engineering makes sworn statement that Apple has never reduced security for any government twitter.com/film_girl/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:52 PM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SoVeryBritish Waking up 4 hours before alarm: Euphoria

Waking up 2 hours before alarm: Hesitant joy

Waking up 1 minute before alarm: Heartbreak

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

stporombka Die Studenten werden immer raffinierter. pic.twitter.com/67WRdKZwrI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:22 PM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Stop TTIP, Stop CETA, Demonstration am 23. April in Hannover ttip-demo.de/home

via Twitter Web Client

AndrewYNg How to make self-driving cars a reality soon: Change our attitudes about them! wired.com/2016/03/self-d…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:42 PM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"I'd like to order a minor apocalypse covering the Greater Los Angeles Area. No zombies, but with extra fire pillars."

via Twitter Web Client

frachtschaden Egal wie eichelhah du bist, Vögel sind Eichelhäher.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Hat Albert Einstein eigentlich irgendetwas *nicht* gesagt?

via Twitter Web Client

vkrakovna Lucid brings the Cyc knowledge base into industry applications. twitter.com/romanyam/statu…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Han Solo bezeichnet Maz Kanata in als "acquired taste" bzw. in der niederländischen Untertitelung als "lastige tante".

via Twitter for Android

Technodizee: “Wie kann es sein, dass wir über all diese Macht verfügen, aber die Menschen immer noch derart leiden?” sueddeutsche.de/digital/sxsw-f…

via Twitter Web Client

Alice kann nach ...THT oder ...HHT aufhören, Bob nur nach ...THH. (Abgesehen von HT und HH.)

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

Gizmodo Sensor-equipped pigeons are tweeting about London's air pollution gizmo.do/SoswdZ0 pic.twitter.com/GwI6bvbEYW

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 2:50 AM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@spinfocl @fatmike182 @Vilinthril T*H+T vs. (H?T)*HH - letztere Sprache hat pro Wortlänge weniger Wörter.

via Twitter for Android in reply to spinfocl

gallenbitter Zufällige Entdeckung. Verliebt.

GREG LASWELL
EVERYONE THINKS I DODGED A BULLET (2015)

youtube.com/watch?v=PPiFIe… pic.twitter.com/hehIZwMtxP

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:24 AM, Mar 15th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)