The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 25th, 2016

SPIEGELCaptions Im Internet sur fende Kinder: Verkäufe im Drei-Sekunden-Takt

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frachtschaden This is sad on so many levels.
bbc.co.uk/news/technolog…

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yoavgo @awaisathar @jasonbaldridge @scott_bot @ESYudkowsky substitution ciphers are piece of cake, though.

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Im , "gv" is the command meaning "Whoa, hold on, I wasn't done with that selection yet."

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agenao I MUST POSSESS THIS TECHNOLOGY

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MaxCRoser In absolute and relative numbers: The world population living in extreme poverty, 1820-2015 ourworldindata.org/grapher/world-…

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List of examples of Stigler's law (including Stigler's law) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_e…

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GoogleFacts This is what Barcelona looks like from a helicopter. pic.twitter.com/NTEHfC3B0I

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Möglichst langsam, möglichst in der Mitte des Gehsteigs und mit möglichst ausladenden Gesten

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Every time I use "git checkout -p FILE", I have this short terrifying vision of having confused -p with another option.

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SoVeryBritish Deciding to slowly unfold your arms in a meeting, in case you're coming across as too aggressive

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frachtschaden "Mami, kommt heute der Kammerjäger?"
"Ja, wegen der Wespen."
"Ich mag den Hamster auch nicht mehr."

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