The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 16th, 2016

sixtus Falls mal jemand ein Bild benötigen sollte, um das Konzept Bigotterie zu illustrieren. pic.twitter.com/yPVQ9MLfRP

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

josh_wills I'n thinking about writing a book on data engineering for kids: "An Immutable, Append-Only Log of Unfortunate Events"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Dank @texttheater kann ich nun in mehreren Zeitformen über Präzipitur sprechen \o/ pic.twitter.com/5s85kJELSI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:31 PM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

“People born in 2000 are 16 now, can you believe it?”
– People born in 1995

via Twitter Web Client

JesNx Thing I just realized:
All these "fave 7 things" hashtags are *security question answers*

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

climagic pushd and popd are also common programs you can use for moving around the filesystem. See 'help pushd' and 'help popd' for info.

via CLI Magic poster (retweeted on 6:06 PM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Queen_Europe BREXIT DAY 55: Nigel Farage is turning German. buzzfeed.com/patrickstrudwi…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:18 PM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

frachtschaden I'm not saying you're pretentious, I'm just saying YOU USED \mathscr IN YOUR PHYSICS PAPER.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Ich kann auch Tiere mit so länglichen Ballons formen. Also, Raupen und Würmer jedenfalls.

via Twitter Web Client

durst Selbstbild als Mildly Annoying Orange ("Hey Apple! Is this a good time? Do you have, like, one moment?")

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:20 PM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

My xmonad config is no longer showing window borders. Watch my panels/windows/menu bars playfully fuse! pic.twitter.com/xVeEJgC9f8

via Twitter Web Client

DanKaszeta Reality TV idea: We build a fake White House and put Trump in it and tell him he's president. Film the whole thing.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:08 AM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

LIEFDE & PASSIE, broodmerk van Albert Heijn, opvolger van het oude merk WINSTOOGMERK & BEREKENING.

via Twitter for Android

Hier wird mit schweren Geschützen gebrandschützt. twitter.com/SPIEGELCaption…

via Twitter for Android

durst Leute grüßen mich auf der Straße, weil sie an meinem verschmitzten Lächeln sehen, wie gottgefällig ich lebe. So meine plausibelste Theorie.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:28 AM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater @Lotterleben I do everything in a browser or in a terminal, Linux got nothing on me. ;)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:28 AM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)