Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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August 26th, 2016

nsaphra Upon further listening, Linear Digressions subverts this. Not So Standard Deviations seems 50/50. Eyeroll rescinded. twitter.com/nsaphra/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"I said house warming party, not spouse harming party!!"

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cairnage Remember when Britain was under attack by Catholic terrorists in the 70s and 80s so we forced nuns to remove their veils and that fixed it?

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durst In meinem nächsten Tweet lest ihr, an wen ich den Unimog verkauft habe, wieso ich das Krawattenbinden lernen musste und wie der Franz starb.

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shutupmikeginn I fucking LOVE science.

*is handed peer reviewed journal*

Haha nonono I meant CGI pictures of space with misattributed quotes as captions

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Online einklauen: 3 Artikel in Ihrem Beutesack. [Zur Tür stürmen]

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claytoncubitt STAY ALIVE, GET WEIRD
(Picasso self-portraits: aged 15, 25, 90) pic.twitter.com/MSY2A6Njda

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