The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 26th, 2016

nsaphra Upon further listening, Linear Digressions subverts this. Not So Standard Deviations seems 50/50. Eyeroll rescinded. twitter.com/nsaphra/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"I said house warming party, not spouse harming party!!"

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cairnage Remember when Britain was under attack by Catholic terrorists in the 70s and 80s so we forced nuns to remove their veils and that fixed it?

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

durst In meinem nächsten Tweet lest ihr, an wen ich den Unimog verkauft habe, wieso ich das Krawattenbinden lernen musste und wie der Franz starb.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:56 AM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

shutupmikeginn I fucking LOVE science.

*is handed peer reviewed journal*

Haha nonono I meant CGI pictures of space with misattributed quotes as captions

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:15 AM, Aug 26th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Online einklauen: 3 Artikel in Ihrem Beutesack. [Zur Tür stürmen]

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claytoncubitt STAY ALIVE, GET WEIRD
(Picasso self-portraits: aged 15, 25, 90) pic.twitter.com/MSY2A6Njda

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