The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 30th, 2016

skeptikantin Dummerweise waren die Angelsachsen 300 Jahre lieber mit der Zerstörung ihrer Morphologie beschäftigt, als mit der Dokumentation derselben.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Selbstbild als Gegensprechanlage, die Sitcom-Lacher einspielt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:12 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe does it count as mixing uppers and downers if i'm the downer?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Chaosfux Erstmal wütend Kaffee trinken.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:07 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ATBrokenNews Jonathan Meese entdeckt die Mayonnaise

via ORFBrokenNewsBot (retweeted on 11:04 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge And who knows... Maybe the old sticky note I used when I had to pop out for a minute is a longer term message... pic.twitter.com/1txeBCXPMM

via iOS (retweeted on 10:52 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Reuters EU telecom regulators adopt strict net neutrality rules, industry dismayed reut.rs/2bzDac8 pic.twitter.com/2Drrcx8N63

via trueAnthem (retweeted on 10:50 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

jasonbaldridge This is an awesome title: "The Semantics of Destructive Lisp." (Mason, 1986) pic.twitter.com/EABI9M2UyI

via iOS (retweeted on 10:47 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

benbarks @frachtschaden vllt. aus Bottrop? Ein paar Sachen kommen aus Bottrop. Tierpflegeprodukte, Steuerberatung, Waggons,..halt die ganze Palette.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:46 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Hot: Schäm-Tipps vom Fremdschamgenerator! twitter.com/christilion/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:50 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

GerardAraud Most so-called religious conflicts are political confrontations using a religious vocabulary. Religion is the instrument and not the cause.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ichliebetrash Plot Twist: Ihr werdet
alle eingebuchtet

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:13 PM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

ojahnn Heute wird abgewichen!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ClareCoffey How To Talk To A Woman Wearing Headphones

1. Create a podcast

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

enbikelopedia How to Even for Dummies.
Because we all need this every once in awhile. pic.twitter.com/VDJ3iVVOgt

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:17 AM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions U-Boote in einer St. Petersburger Wer ft: Aufpäppeln fürs Nachtleben

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 1:14 AM, Aug 30th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)