The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 24th, 2016

ojahnn Es kämpft allerdings gerade nicht gegen Pokémon, sondern gegen eine Art Katze-zum-Tierarzt-bring-Kiste mit Rädern und Zähnen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn Can't shake the feeling that there must be another way to describe this. pic.twitter.com/v9ax8dlC4x

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@ojahnn @Smollsassysloth They modeled the wug after me. I took the photo later, wearing the same shirt again for demonstration purposes. :D

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

nervous_jessica A herd of semi-wild Icelandic horses discovered us hiking and decided to investigate pic.twitter.com/hIkq1UX85b

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Torschütze Mats Hummels beim Viertelfinalspiel gegen Frankreich: Auch für die Kanzlerin ein Risiko

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 9:55 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Jonnytron I'm not sure if my pride about using command line tools is craftsman's pride, Dunning–Kruger, or Stockholm Syndrome. @climagic

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Smollsassysloth One Kilian, two _____ twitter.com/texttheater/st…

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

haldaume3 new blog post "Debugging machine learning", also about ML life cycles; would love comments! nlpers.blogspot.com/2016/08/debugg…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:53 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

TextMining_r Video lectures of Deep Learning Summer School (Montreal 2016): reddit.com/r/textdatamini…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:06 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wenn man nicht weiß, wovon man redet, ist man sich hinterher natürlich nicht einig, was man vereinbart hat. golem.de/news/verschlue…

via Twitter Web Client

Merman_Melville Why Aren't Millennials Buying Diamonds? Why Aren't Millennials Buying Houses? Why Aren't Millennials Pat & Barb, 63 & 65, of Massachusetts?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:17 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

iamdevloper A diagram to help you decide whether or not you should deploy on a Friday at 5pm pic.twitter.com/ipaiMHTqbm

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 1:53 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Grimeandreason And if the study isn't garbage, you can absolutely guarantee the reporting of it is. twitter.com/kingsbruh/stat…

via TweetCaster for Android (retweeted on 1:51 PM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

pfinzent denkst du bist was besseres mit deinem t-shirt und deinem...was zur hölle ist das
-hose-
..in deinem hose

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:29 AM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Favstar.FM)

pfinzent *tritt nervös ans Rednerpult* Meine Freunde, schön dass ihr alle da seid. *räuspert sich* Meyers Konversationslexikon definiert "Orgie" als

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

pfinzent tut mir leid wegen der sache auf eurer hochzeit. trotzdem,lukas ist mit ABSTAND das geilste evangelium und ein guter pfarrer wüsste das auch

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:26 AM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

codinghorror This is like the UNIX version of "who's on first" utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blo…

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Aug 24th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)