The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 5th, 2016

stephenroller Pretty much everything I do ends up being "pv some_large_file.txt | parallel --pipe python -u my_slow_text_processor"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:50 PM, Aug 5th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SPIEGELCaptions EU-Partner*, Finanzzentrum London: Mit Dagobert Duck

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rbranson This is quite possibly the best HN comment of all time. 💯 pic.twitter.com/RP85hLYMLf

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dicktofel The great @AlecMacGillis on a big part of what gave us Trump-- and the lack of empathy for poor whites propublica.org/article/white-…

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"mansplaining is the failure of the speaker to adapt their conversation to acknowledge the listener's expertise" fozmeadows.tumblr.com/post/148485346…

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durst sticht aus der Masse heraus und dann wieder in sie hinein und näht so ihren Rand nach Art einer mit Menschen gefüllten Raviole zu.

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"Wie bist du denn unter *den* Eindruck geraten?"

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Olivianuzzi i love how few fucks the police captain quoted in this story gives usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

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SoVeryBritish Being 100% aware that the person you're pretending not to see is also pretending not to see you

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SPIEGELCaptions Bankenmetropole Frankfurt am Main: Das neue Dorf soll schöner werden, fließend Wasser, ein Kino vielleicht, eine Bowlingbahn

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Herr_Rau Aus viel tiefgefrorenen Gemüseresten viel tiefzufrierende Gemüsebrühe gemacht. So wird das nichts mit dem Abtauen.

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