The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 3rd, 2016

@frachtschaden Nicht nur die Zahlen… aber ich glaub, *jetzt* stimmt’s.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

@frachtschaden Ups, in der Tat, ich hatte die Zahlen vertauscht! Ist korrigiert.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to frachtschaden

frachtschaden Für meine neue Kurzgeschichte google ich "Adler Beinlänge". Ok.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

haldaume3 calling my professor colleagues. I plan to not hold classes on Nov 8. can we make this a thing? twitter.com/ericajoy/statu…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:36 PM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

der_handwerk Die Messer in unserer Ferienwohnung sind nicht stumpf, es ist halt nur egal wie herum man sie benutzt.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

texttheater @frachtschaden Ich habe mich an einer Antwort versucht: texttheater.net/eine-antwort-z…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

spinfocl The REAL 10 algorithms that dominate our world medium.com/@_marcos_otero…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:35 PM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Nachtvogel Jesus Christ Statist

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

durst Plot twist: Es reicht, über 4 Brücken zu gehen und Peter Maffay muss umdrehen.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Ich werde mich nie zwischen Eclipse und NetBeans entscheiden können.

via Twitter Web Client

larsr_h sequence diagram of an object-oriented enterprise architecture pic.twitter.com/yRa2V1FmAh

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

omg m) German Beer Ad Shows Men Cradling Their Beer Bellies Like Pregnant Moms-To-Be - My Modern Met mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs…

via Twitter Web Client

mentulas This meme was meant to be anti-feminist but instead it just makes it look cooler pic.twitter.com/4FgrQ6w2Oi

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:46 PM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

@asayeed But I don’t find it that repulsive. Tortilla chips don’t need to be salty, do they?

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

TheDreamGhoul [plant facts!!]
bananas are technically berries
almonds are seeds
avocados are mammals
most cucumbers are haunted
potatoes aren't even real

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:56 AM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@asayeed As opposed to a *serious* tortilla chip-flavoured chocolate bar?

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

MasteringVim Interesting challenge: codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/8698…

I dare someone to try this in any other editor than Vim :)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:41 AM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

kimmaicutler A Swedish entrepreneur picks Beijing over Silicon Valley for founding a company: blog.traintracks.io/a-swede-return… pic.twitter.com/FS9Nt7uzMZ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:13 AM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

PicardTips Picard emergency tip: When all else fails, route main power through the main deflector dish.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

_LisaFarrell To the person who hacked my Amazon account and bought 27 books on being a good Christian, you're not exactly off to a flying start.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:11 AM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Der_Postillon Feedback: Der MDR hat unsere Meldung "Aus "seid" und "seit" wird einheitlich "seidt"" ungeprüft übernommen. Ab 1:51:
mdr.de/mediathek/info…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:08 AM, Aug 3rd, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Wort des Tages: konterkarikieren

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"Er hat schon immer ein wenig geschissen auf das, was alle denken."

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