The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 4th, 2016

SoVeryBritish Knowing a conversation is officially dead when you have to take two sips of tea in a row

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:37 PM, Aug 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Bei mir hängt so viel von der sogenannten Tagesform ab, dass ich überlege, mich einfach mal an einem guten Tag portionsweise einzufrieren.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:44 PM, Aug 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

mylittlepwnies3 I'd tell you the joke about the efficient market hypothesis but I assume you have already heard it pic.twitter.com/S7JKEpo2L7

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:58 AM, Aug 4th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

noonanjo 14. But imagine having to turn launch keys not knowing if we were under attack or if it was b/c foreign leader said a mean thing on twitter

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:42 AM, Aug 4th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SPIEGELCaptions Flottenadmiral Zheng He, Weltkarte von Waldseemüller: Putsch gegen den Gewerkschafter?

via SPIEGELCaptions (retweeted on 10:18 AM, Aug 4th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@durst Minimalismus. Wenige Dinge besitzen, auf wenigen Quadratmetern wohnen.

via Twitter for Android in reply to durst