Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 20th, 2016

durst Was mich heute auch maßlos aufgeregt hat: Die Divergenz zwischen Wunsch und Wirklichkeit. Da könnte doch ECHT noch was dran gemacht werden!!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

SMBCComics What's Your Greatest Weakness? smbc-comics.com/comic/your-gre…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

best_of_HP Harry Potter und die Markteintrittsdrohung der Regionalverkehrsbetriebe

via Harry-Potter-Titel (retweeted on 7:48 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nichtschubsen Könnten die Leute vielleicht etwas weniger GIERIG ihre Hundehaufen eintüten?

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC "You catch Pidgey!"
"Pidgey fights Rattata!"
"Pidgey faints!"
"You revive Pidgey!"

3 unambiguous transitives
1 unambiguous intransitive

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

GretchenAMcC Dear anyone teaching linguistics this fall. I've figured out the solution to violent example sentences and pop culture relevance: Pokemon

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:45 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

CFGT_Edinburgh Dreamt that using "/" instead of "|" would speed up a pipeline: using "\" would slow it down, avoiding race conditions @climagic

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:43 PM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

durst Twitterpause wegen Zwerchfellzerrung.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:32 AM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

I didn't know the word rodman, but I know 79% of the other English words according to . vocabulary.ugent.be

via Twitter for Android

@ojahnn Hat dich *dahin* der Aufzug befördert??

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

I love the lady who thinks "a female has more hormones." Later, she looks like she actually realized something. youtu.be/Y4Zdx97A63s

via Twitter for Android

moonpolysoft found the cover image for my book on microservices pic.twitter.com/yyKYZJlLRW

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:37 AM, Aug 20th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

“/nᵻˈmɒzᵻniː/. You’ll never guess how that is spelled.”

via Twitter Web Client