The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 14th, 2016

JustBanter__ Mum: if your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too?
Me: pic.twitter.com/hwyilfjkYH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:50 PM, Aug 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

amyquispe Also we should stop treating heroin like heroin just sayin'

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:54 PM, Aug 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

@asayeed Ich bin mal von Düsseldorf nach Wuppertal umgezogen und war sehr überrascht, dass die Grenze anscheinend dazwischen verläuft.

via Twitter for Android in reply to asayeed

Yo @APAPsycNET, your website is broken on phones. Saying I don't want to download the app erroneously redirects to the search form.

via Twitter for Android

ChristophKappes Systematisches Denken verbessert die Empathie, Studie psycnet.apa.org/psycinfo/2016-… via @karrierebibel

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 AM, Aug 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"Die Kühlkette ist seit Urgroßvater Waldemar nicht unterbrochen worden." twitter.com/astefanowitsch…

via Twitter for Android

_stk Wikidata-Idee: Gib das Datum deiner Party ein und lass dir passende Jahrestage als Partymottoanlass ausgeben.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:43 AM, Aug 14th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

"It's trying to fly away!" - "That's what you get for buying free-range stuff."

via Twitter for Android