The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 17th, 2016

konsulampulle [faust voice] i bims in 1 zwiespalt

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra damn that's a pessimistic reading list from @hardsci hardsci.wordpress.com/2016/08/11/eve…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

nichtschubsen Ich peppe meinen Alltag durch neue Formulierungen auf; bspw. sage ich neuerdings „Ich danke Ihnen", statt „Warum kann ich nicht in Ruhe ster

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:48 PM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

AwfulFantasy "The wizard's tower pierced the stormy sky and lightning stroke it. Lightning strake it again. Then, lightning strunked it a final time."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:49 PM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Unsere Hotline nimmt Verstellungen und Ausflüchte entgegen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:42 PM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

astefanowitsch Diese Schlagzeile hätte eigentlich lauten müssen: „Türken stark unterrepräsentiert unter ausgereisten Islamisten.“

spiegel.de/politik/auslan…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 6:25 PM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

trochee This prediction game needs a hashtag and BLEU or ROUGE scoring when the real DT tweet comes out twitter.com/chrisalbon/sta…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

nancyleong This headline is a metaphor for basically the entire world. pic.twitter.com/5WpQa04N0o

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Catering for the next conference should include ‘Kneser-Ney smoothies’.

via Twitter Web Client

labenzticker Gamerschwang, der: Irrationale Bewegung, etwa um einer Gefahr auszuweichen oder hinter ein Hindernis zu blicken, da… labenz.texttheater.net/Gamerschwang

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:09 AM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Writing about papers from the 1990s like ‘How do I paraphrase this for readers who don’t speak 20th century?’

via Twitter Web Client

zarahsultana Text on bag reads as: "This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language." pic.twitter.com/vHknRBQoPG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

hllizi Der Mensch als Arschloch und Rahmung.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:31 AM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

Reading papers from the 1990s like ‘We employ a technology called [Dr Evil air quotes] “Machine Learning”.’

via Twitter Web Client

haldaume3 New blog post on "Feature (or architecture) ablation" nlpers.blogspot.com/2016/08/featur…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:34 AM, Aug 17th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)