The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 28th, 2016

dnaber "States often feel obliged to react to the theatre of terrorism with a show of security" store.kobobooks.com/de-de/ebook/ho…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:41 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

amyquispe "Everyone dies."
"That's not true. Less than 95% of people have died."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

SpecGram Autodescriptive Linguistic Terms: Copular inversion is this phenomenon.

via IFTTT (retweeted on 9:03 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

zeitonline_pol Die Forderunag von Wikileaks nach vollständiger Transparenz der Politik ist grundfalsch, schreibt @randow zeit.de/2016/36/transp…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 5:51 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater "We will inject you with a neurotransmitter that will cause you to experience a sequence of Hollywood cliché 'worst fears'." - "NOOOOOOOOOOO

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:13 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter Web Client)

"Results are promising." But are they keeping?

via Twitter Web Client

durst Selbstbild als Lehrling, der mehrmals durch die Kochprüfung rasselt, weil er weder rückwärts Einkochen noch Anbraten am Berg beherrscht.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Keine zehn Seepferdchen kriegen mich in ein Aquarium.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)

Ted_Underwood The life-changing magic of just ignoring stuff.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:33 AM, Aug 28th, 2016 via Twitter for Android)