The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 20th, 2018

lynneguist I'm at a hotel that promises Victorian grandeur AND 1930s grandeur. That's two grandeurs for the price of one!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

oaostrik It's so liberating to realise that all that lifelong fascination with the female form is 90% due to being trans.

(The other 10% is me being gay af, of course)

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Onkel_Jannek Diese Superzeitlupe, die einsetzt, wenn du das Bett aufschüttelst und dein Telefon auf Augenhöhe an die vorbei zieht.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:33 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Schplock Ab sofort für günstige 99,95 zu haben: Meine Dissertation. pic.twitter.com/Yf8Z0uIvjE

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Senficon , the , has been adopted by @EP_Legal with a 15:10 majority. Again: We will take this fight to plenary and still hope to pic.twitter.com/BLguxmHCWs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:50 PM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Salach, die: Die Salatspur, die jemand hinterlässt, der einen Döner oder ein Subway-Sandwich isst. labenz.texttheater.net/Salach

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:27 AM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

silentbicycle Fun Fact: the PCRE dialect of regexes explicitly allows `(?)` including as a no-op (it's setting/cleaning no flags), in case you want to give your regexes an air of mystery.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:30 AM, Jun 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)