The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 30th, 2018

MxMacbeth Me outside the sculptor's house at 4AM banging two dustbin lids together: WHERE ARE HER SNUBES, LUCIANO? HER SNAKE PUBES, YOU COWARD!! twitter.com/Rachel_Izabell…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:40 PM, Jun 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

killswitchkatie that brooding brow though, the chain, the crown, the teeny horns, the single tear 👀👌✨ pic.twitter.com/1KG1xg76YZ

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Jun 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

killswitchkatie i think that my favorite thing to happen in art history is when a guy made a lucifer statue that was too hot for church so they commissioned his brother who made an even hotter one

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Jun 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

stephenfry threatens EU creators, leaving us vulnerable to censorship in copyright's name. Don't believe the creepy pretence that it's there to protect © holders. It's about putting power in the hands of media corporations. We can stop it! Contact your MEP saveyourinternet.eu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:51 PM, Jun 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra I wish I had the money to skip filing EU261 complaints with RyanAir, but in the counterfactual I wouldn't be flying RyanAir anyway 💸

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:32 PM, Jun 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

DenisKrick Leute, es macht mich wahnsinnig. WAS genau soll eigentlich diese sein? (THREAD)

Wenn man , , der , BILD, besorgten Bürgern sowie den öffentlich-rechtlichen Talkshows glauben darf, dann ...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:40 PM, Jun 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Nicht das schlechteste Feuerwerk: Das, das man durch Bäume hindurch ein bisschen hören und sehen kann. pic.twitter.com/4vpsqAnwvz

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

siegstyle Deutschland 2018:
✅ Wirtschaftswachstum 2017: 2,2%
✅ Niedrigste Arbeitslosenzahlen seit 25 Jahren
✅ Exportweltmeister
✅ Kriminalität auf dem niedrigsten Stand seit Jahrzehnten
✅ Angela Merkel Chefin der westlichen Welt
✅ Boris Becker nicht pleite

Deutscher Journalismus so: pic.twitter.com/Ricrw3gsKI

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:48 AM, Jun 30th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)