The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

June 23rd, 2018

TimIsenman From MOBY DICK: "There's hogsheads of sperm ahead, Mr. Stubb, and that's what ye came for. (Pull, my boys!)" The context of time. Hilarious.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Jun 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

masterwahnsinn But watch out, enforcing the open science badges doesn't seem to work too well at the moment - we need to do better!
(1) Too often, the final paper does not match the preregistration
(2) Papers are "open-washed" by only preregistering only one study included in the paper

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:48 PM, Jun 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Audenary (WW1 1915)
ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan?
ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to-
ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes...

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:28 PM, Jun 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

alicegoldfuss *pours cup of tea*
*adds sugar, splash of milk*
*sits back in chair*

Here is a story about white male entitlement

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:00 PM, Jun 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

frachtschaden Fäuleton-Redakteur

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:56 AM, Jun 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

zeitweise Sollten Umfragen überhaupt veröffentlicht werden, wenn sie in in Fragestellung, Framing und Antwortmöglichkeiten schon eindeutig manipulativ sind?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Jun 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)