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June 29th, 2018

LeBearGirdle [Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn @emilymbender It happens so much in German that Sabine Schulte im Walde has a whole range of publications about it! e.g. aclweb.org/anthology/N/N1… 🔥🔥🔥

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:58 PM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

CindyOtis_ Today seems like the right time to do a thread I've been thinking about for a while on how to handle the seemingly never-ending deluge of depressing and disturbing news. My tips are based on my time as a CIA military analyst in which I dealt daily with disturbing content. (1/)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:07 PM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

alicegoldfuss *comb hair over shaved sections*
*go through airport security*
*fluff hair up again*

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

existentialcoms I'm not an introvert, everyone on earth just has boring conversations.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:57 AM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

AndrejNkv Are there photos of Macron where he *doesn't* look like a Bond villain? pic.twitter.com/nI1RwE5z3L

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:35 AM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline In einer Welt, in der die Bedeutung des Westens rapide abnimmt, ist die so etwas wie unsere Stimmkarte auf dem Erdball, schreibt @MichaelOThumann. zeit.de/politik/deutsc…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 8:33 AM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ddrmuseum 1949 erhielt in der DDR die Gleichberechtigung von Männern und Frauen Verfassungsrang. Anders als in der Bundesrepublik wurden bald alle Gesetze und Bestimmungen aufgehoben, die diesem Gleichheitsgebot widersprachen. @dlfkultur berichtet: deutschlandfunkkultur.de/frauenrechte-i… /vjl pic.twitter.com/4x8tkdYgBE

via Hootsuite Inc. (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ADORJ tells it like it is: "The current "crisis" is whipped up exclusively for political gain. The rightwing populists need THE PERMANENT CRISIS. Therefore they are not interested in solutions. -- I'm shocked seeing German society being remodelled during the very last

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:16 AM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ShouraHashemi Bei der Privatanklage gegen Sigi Maurer geht es natürlich nicht nur um die „Kränkung“, die der gute Mann angeblich erlitten hat, sondern natürlich auch darum, Frauen* einzuschüchtern, die Derartiges öffentlich machen. Dass die Gesetzeslage geändert gehört, ist hoffentlich klar.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:15 AM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

mettle Not just for Computational Linguists anymore.

My team is looking for Analytic Linguists, too, especially with expertise in languages like Spanish, French, German, Korean and Japanese.
careers.google.com/jobs#!t=jo&jid…&

Come build awesome stuff!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:36 AM, Jun 29th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)