The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 17th, 2018

HCCvPDAC Ok, this tweet blew up a bit. I have the feeling that journal clubs across the country will be presenting my papers this week followed by an equal number of “Bro, sorry to tell you this, but...” tweets.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

HCCvPDAC For the record, my goal isn't to publish 50 papers a year. My goal is to never have someone listening to a journal club on one of my papers say "How the Hell did this get published?" or "Why can't WE publish crap like this?" or "Who the heck reviewed this? His mother?"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:06 PM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

tallinzen Best part of science nerd Twitter is getting trolled by your non-nerd friends twitter.com/ArielleLAngel/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

tallinzen You spent all of this time writing this great paper, consider spending another 30 seconds and add curly braces to your bibtex file to make sure the acronyms in the references are capitalized

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:32 PM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Senficon I kid you not: Out-of-control censorship machines removed my article warning of out-of-control censorship machines juliareda.eu/2018/08/censor… pic.twitter.com/2gywnutQSV

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:30 PM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Amen_Zine That's very clever 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/zhHjiDEAnn

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:17 AM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

@EnglishGibson Indeed, I've often noticed nonnative speakers of German using "soll" when "muss" would have been more appropriate. Seems like "muss" covers quite a wide range of situations.

via Twitter Web Client in reply to EnglishGibson

GabrielBerlin Esse ~Skyr~, eine ~isländische~ Frischkäsezubereitung, in ~Deutschland~ hergestellt, von einer in ~Dänemark~ ansässigen Großmolkerei. Das mikrobielle ~Lab~ überwindet die Blut-Hirn-Schranke auf ~direktem~ Wege, der ~Serviervorschlag~ auf dem Becher er wird real ~in~ meiner Birne

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:46 AM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

MuslimIQ Privilege is when 300 Priests rape 1000 boys & girls and no one asks:
•Where are the moderate Christians?
•Where were they radicalized?
•How can we stop Christians from destroying our society?

Now imagine if it was 300 Imams?

Saying it again: Terrorism Has No Religion

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:44 AM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

LHippopotamelan Dalí: Surrealism is DESTRUCTIVE, but it DESTROYS only what it considers to be SHACKLES limiting our VISION.
Varo: I'm envisioning some cats right now :)
Dalí: That's not what I meant.
Varo: They have their own little castle and everything :) :) :) pic.twitter.com/n1gpv0gLDT

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:44 AM, Aug 17th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)