The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 5th, 2018

frachtschaden in der grütze liegt die wrütze

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:33 PM, Aug 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

polytomous cs researcher: we need to figure out ways to write safer code with fewer bugs so it can be exploited less often.
Hu et. al.: what if

*takes a huge bong rip*

we added more bugs to the system instead.
arxiv.org/pdf/1808.00659…

(this paper is lit)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:21 PM, Aug 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

voxdotcom Data shows a surprising campus free speech problem: left-wingers being fired for their opinions vox.com/policy-and-pol…

via Vox Media (retweeted on 4:13 PM, Aug 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

annanasskeks *räumt auf*
*hat keinen Bock mehr*
*macht Peter Fox' Alles Neu an*
*rennoviert Nachbarwohnung gleich mit*

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:45 AM, Aug 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Vollgestopfter Eastpak-Rucksack ist tiefer als hoch

via Twitter for Android

ojahnn Luckily, I have since realized that I'm friends with me-in-six-years, me-in-twenty-four-years, me-in-twenty-eight-years, and me-six-years-ago, so I can ask all those people what decision they would make and why

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Aug 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn The other day I had to make a decision and caught myself thinking, "I wish I was friends with myself. I bet I'd give great advice here."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Aug 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

chazfirestone “Escher sentences” are sentences that seem fine at first, but on reflection have no stable interpretation, just like Escher’s paintings.

For example, “More people have been to Russia than I have”.

An amazing and puzzling class of sentences, and a cool paper exploring them! twitter.com/alexiswellwood…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Aug 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker Meinersfehn, das: Seltsames Gefühl, das einen von Zeit zu Zeit überkommt, und bei dem es einem unbegreiflich erscheint, dass man selbst ausgerechnet man selbst ist. labenz.texttheater.net/Meinersfehn

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Aug 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

SocMedDr Good thread for those with new academic positions. To this I add: it’s ok if the first year slump lasts longer than a year. twitter.com/janelsumner/st…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:13 AM, Aug 5th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)