The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 24th, 2018

JaneanPatience On my first day on Twitter, I went right up to the wokest guy in the discourse and called him out as problematic. Never had no trouble after that

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:59 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Achtung, U6 nach Fasanenhof fährt ein." - "Es gibt eine Theorie, nach der das schon geschehen ist."

via Twitter for Android

gchrupala The silver lining of supervising and reviewing Data Science projects by the bucketload is that you get to see all those negative results that are normally relegated to the file drawer. Aka, most non-trivial things cannot be predicted and simple baselines are rarely beaten.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Der Autor Max Czollek rechnet in seinem furiosen Essay mit einem verklärten deutschen Selbstverständnis im Integrationsdiskurs ab. Ein Buch im richtigen Moment, findet unsere Autorin @nouvelle_wagnis: bit.ly/2wnC93s pic.twitter.com/2SpVyY0WPH

via SocialFlow (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

grensgang Das manager Magazin kennt seine Zielgruppe. pic.twitter.com/gfAxdUFSUn

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:30 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

GoodGermanWords = Under
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"Under-Butter" = Push around
"Under-Hold" = Amuse
"Under-Lie" = Lose
"Under-Put" = Accuse
"Under-Broad" = Propose
"Under-Right" = Teach
"Under-Hit" = Embezzle
"Under-Leave" = Desist
"Under-Say" = Stop
"Under-Bind" = Stop


pic.twitter.com/eX5BEXGfdb

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EvrydayLg Top meta#linguistic(s) work from @McDonalds here. A concisely conveyed impression of what they'd like the burger to make you feel. I wonder if this ad plays in other countries without so much in their , and how it works there, if so? pic.twitter.com/UrfhICAZ66

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

vesaldi Trans people exist in the real world. Not everyone can afford to be the poster child for the gender revolution. Some folks need to make compromises for their own safety, and if you have no constructive advice to give them then shut the fuck up.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:05 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

vesaldi The ol' "wear whatever you want because clothing isn't gendered" response to trans people asking for tips on passing is so privileged and dismissive. When trans people want to pass, it's usually for physical or emotional safety. Dismissing that need is callous at best.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

DieKatzenhai Ich, wenn andere krank sind: Bleib ja zuhause, scheiß auf die anderen, du bist krank, also bleibst du Zuhause!

Ich, wenn mir der Arm abgetrennt wurde: Na ja, ich könnte mich krankschreiben lassen, aber es ist ja nicht so, dass ich kurz vorm Sterben bin. Passt schon.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:00 PM, Aug 24th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

@Vilinthril Aber es gibt da ja keinen Kreisverkehr. Es gibt nur Geradeaus- und Linksabbiegespuren.

via Twitter for Android in reply to Vilinthril