The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

August 20th, 2018

vincentscarpa Just when you think you can’t love Michael Shannon any more than you already do: pic.twitter.com/3SeiLCY38Z

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:12 PM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

GeorgeMonbiot By exchanging plastic cups for corn starch cups
We will exchange climate breakdown for soil erosion
Landfill for pesticides
Marine pollution for hunger
Both materials, used at scale, have massive consequences.
The problem is single use, regardless of the material used.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:08 PM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Popehat [At a naturalization hearing]

Immigration Judge [going through checklist]: Mr. Giuliani, does your client advocate the overthrow of the government by force or violence?

@RudyGiuliani : Violence.

Judge: No, it's not...

Giuliani: Definitely violence.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:12 PM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Popehat Giuliani really has a talent for putting defense arguments as unconvincingly, unappealingly, and suspiciously as possible.

If his son were a Manhattan gynecologist he’d go around saying “my boy spends his days fingering women near the park.”

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 7:12 PM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

@AnjaAmaranth Sorry, hab mich vertan. Komma nach adverbialer Partizipgruppe im Vorfeld, hielt ich für falsch, laut Duden aber fakultativ (D 114).

via Twitter for Android in reply to AnjaAmaranth

@AnjaAmaranth Ich hoffe, du hast ihr den Kommafehler korrigiert. ;)

via Twitter for Android in reply to AnjaAmaranth

hllizi Wäre ja geiler move von CDU, erst immer SED! SED! rufen und dann der SPD die Linke einfach wegkoalieren, bumms aus.

via Twitter Lite (retweeted on 4:57 PM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Schön übersetzt, Google: "Studenten sind meist Doktoranden, aber es gab auch Meister und sogar Junggesellen."

via Twitter for Android

EnglishGibson “Does he already know how lucky he is?”

– if English had an equivalent of “Weiß er schon von seinem Glück?“, a mildly sarcastic way of asking whether someone is aware that a particular task is coming their way.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:19 PM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Schmonnilein @rantmannshans @IdaFunkhouser @leanindersprite Find vaginas ziemlich cool aber auch sehr wartungsintensiv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:02 PM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

"Let me document it, otherwise it didn't happen."

via Twitter for Android

Word of the day: panexceptionalism

via Twitter for Android

Und ich dachte, Peak Piep wäre längst vorbei. twitter.com/zeitonline/sta…

via Twitter for Android

BayesForDays I have updated github.com/BayesForDays/n…, a simple python package that allows you to compute your own fancy co-occurrence matrices and train word/entity/etc. embeddings from minimally pre-processed text. New updates include a GloVe implementation and some more examples!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

rantmannshans espresso auch sowas albernes wenn ich schon drogen baller dann sicher nicht aus puppengeschirr

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:16 AM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

mushroomallow Can't drink the sarcophagus juice, can't eat the tomb cheese, what even is the point of archaeology twitter.com/abcnews/status…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:56 AM, Aug 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)