Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 12th, 2018

frachtschaden In der Nacht, in der Nacht
Aufgewacht, aufgewacht
Gedanken kreisen zum Erbrechen
Um Dr. Kargs Genussversprechen

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:24 PM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

mattsiegel "here is my uninformed opinion
PROVE ME WRONG"

don't fall for it, friends :)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:16 PM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

MokiAwa I was 16 when I first experimented with eyeliner. My step grandfather caught me and then made me use a chainsaw for the rest of the afternoon in an attempt to man the queer outa me.

I'm still queer but now I could build you the gayest log cabin you ever did see.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:42 PM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

jonnysun horror movie idea: you have 10 days to complete a completely reasonable task that takes 20 minutes to do

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:30 AM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

hermione_rescue Tipp: bei Archive.org kann man sich kostenlos einen virtuellen Büchereiausweis zulegen und dann dort ebenfalls kostenlos bis zu fünf eBooks gleichzeitig ausleihen. Die Auswahl ist sehr groß, von Harry Potter über diverse Fachbücher zu aktuellen Romanen.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:54 AM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

sarthakgh Few ways of thinking about twitter pic.twitter.com/N5HUIunDlv

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:31 AM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

gbrockell An open letter to @facebook, @Twitter, @instagram and @Experian regarding algorithms and my son's birth: pic.twitter.com/o8SuLMuLNv

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:15 AM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

EckDoktor wenn Stan endlich sein scheiß Baum bekommt pic.twitter.com/vTHJW3ZBlX

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:12 AM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm colony of ants
swarm of bees
murder of crows twitter.com/zufallsshirt/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:11 AM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm "What, do I look like a rocket surgeon?" twitter.com/Space_Station/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:11 AM, Dec 12th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)