Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 20th, 2018

ojahnn Geht auch mit Freunden (je nach Freund) twitter.com/GabrielBerlin/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:56 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

auract The question is not whether or not a company of Facebook’s size and reach can stay ethical. The question is whether it will even try. vanityfair.com/news/2018/11/s…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:49 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ehsanakhgari Today, @SlackHQ has decided that it's time to discriminate against 100s of millions of people like myself. This will probably mean that I may soon become unable to collaborate with my coworkers at @mozilla.

theverge.com/2018/12/20/181…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:21 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

skglas Zusatz-Optionen "Übertritt Bundeslandgrenze" und "Variation EU-Nachbarland" zubuchbar (Verfügbar ab Juli 2023)

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

skglas Handbuch Datenschutzrecht, Kompakt-Anhänger (1,5 tonnen), begehbare Bibliothek, wöchentlich aktualisierbar via Umzugs-Speditionslieferdienst.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:41 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Herr_Rau Gebloggt: Pandemic Legacy und Schulbücher des letzten G8-Jahrgangs: herr-rau.de/wordpress/2018…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:34 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

TIL about "safety coffins".

"Presumably the mourners could wave to the deceased and, if he waved back, they knew they were on to something."

🤔🤔🤔

phrases.org.uk/meanings/saved…

via Twitter Web Client

perseveresther "Die Makrorolle Actor weisen wir dem linkstrealisiertesten Argument zu"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:14 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

BiIIMurray Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

cactus_chef "Ihr wart in der Lüneburger Heide im Urlaub? Das ist auf der Erde, oder? Ich bringe das manchmal durcheinander, ihr wisst ja... Aber ist bestimmt ganz nett dort mit der Schwerkraft und den nicht-schwebenden Heidschnucken"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

cactus_chef Wäre ich Alexander Gerst, würde ich in Gesprächen immer raushängen lassen, dass ich gerade im Weltall war.
"Reichst du mir mal das Space-Salz -- äh, ich meine: das Salz. Haha, ich hab mich noch gar nicht dran gewöhnt!"

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 1:13 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

GoodGermanWords

In German, the expression is "I'm all ear." Which is better!

Rather than facing a creature of many ears, in Germany you enjoy the undivided attention of ONE SINGLE GIANT EAR


pic.twitter.com/cfatT4uEfw

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

labenzticker barbarabanden (V.): (burburubund, bürbürübünde, borborobonden) Ein lange ersehntes Wiedersehen so lange vorbereiten, bis auch die letzte Lust darauf verschwunden ist. labenz.texttheater.net/barbarabanden

via Labenzticker (retweeted on 11:51 AM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

Wort des Tages: Drohnendrohung

via Twitter for Android

wellformedness It's good to see senior researchers talking about workload etc., but taking pride in your refusal to read, let alone answer, your email (and pushing people onto synchronous, less-accessible platforms) is weirdly hostile behavior. Avoid.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:43 AM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

sapinker Netherland's John Oliver, Arjen Lubach, makes a hilarious (and cogent) case for nuclear energy. This sketch has been credited with tipping the Dutch to favor nuclear power. youtu.be/YjFWiMJdotM via @YouTube

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:42 AM, Dec 20th, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Dieser Kerl an einem Wagen im Vikingskipshuset sieht aus wie von Tomi Ungerer gezeichnet. pic.twitter.com/M9wom4NbdN

via Twitter for Android