The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

December 23rd, 2018

SoapBubbleFluff Die goldene Regel beim Kochen:
„in der Zwischenzeit“ heißt „vorher“.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

skglas Krass, SPIEGEL projiziert eine Unterhaltungs-Erwartung auf seine Leserschaft wegen "Netflix" hahaha so wird das nix mehr.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:45 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

sarahkcomedy Last year I played a fun Christmas drinking game where I took a drink every time a relative referred my girlfriend as my "friend". Long story short I threw up on a homophobe's shoes.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:44 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

mattbooshell all musicals sound like this to me pic.twitter.com/RnqhpiUxM3

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

MusicHistoryLaw „dass ihr Mann (Feminist) keine nehmen werde, ... schließlich verdiene er mehr.“

Erkläre Männern an der Stelle immer, dass ich mir gerade dank der Gehaltsgruppe Zeit (6 Mo. Elternzeit, dann 75% Teilzeit) „kaufen“ kann.

Testet das mal. Gibt interessante Reaktionen... twitter.com/J_Kohlenberger…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Immer wieder faszinierend, dieser Übergang von Violett zu Indigo beim Verdünnen von Rotkohlsaft.

via Twitter for Android

kykel Ich habe heute auf Spongel noch nichts über Claas Relotius gelesen und bin jetzt unsicher, ob die Redaktion noch ordentlich demütig ist. Könnten wir bitte ein, ach was sage ich, zehn Updates bekommen?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:52 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

Structured interpreter errors; structured test suite errors; sneak peek at upcoming sequence mapping syntax. pic.twitter.com/tfftNxdzKO

via Twitter Web Client in reply to texttheater

emilynussbaum I have determined the worst word and it is "nubile."

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:22 PM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Red Bull verleiht Räääder.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:03 AM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter Web Client)

@ojahnn @HansvonKaese Mir ist der Begriff "geheime Superkraft" geläufig.

via Twitter for Android in reply to ojahnn

PerlenDL Nach Geheimdienstinformationen sollen sie über die Kamine in die Häuser eindringen und verdächtige Pakete hinterlassen. pic.twitter.com/RFZCaCeiJC

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 AM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

spoke32 A source who wants to remain anonymous, or who might react badly to a fact-checking call, is the subject of extensive discussion with editors. If I repeatedly, or for multiple sources in one story, told fact-checkers not to contact people, it would ring major alarm bells.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:03 AM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

spoke32 I've been preparing fact files for 19 years, and they always include phone numbers and e-mail addresses for all my sources, copies of any documents I cite or relied on, and often photos of signs I describe. Translators and fixers? They get called too.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:03 AM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

spoke32 "Every text printed in DER SPIEGEL," they say, "goes through a thorough fact-checking and vetting process to review the accuracy of every fact stated in an article." As far as I can tell from their mea culpa, this vetting process is limited to what can be Googled from Hamburg.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:03 AM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

spoke32 Just finished reading @DerSPIEGEL's report on how Claas duped them, and all I can say is clearly means something different in Germany, because most of what he got away with never would have flown at a US magazine with fact-checkers. spiegel.de/international/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:03 AM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

nappydolemite John Lennon: "Imagine all the people"

Me: "Ugh."

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:59 AM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

ulfhenrich Lichthüpchen drängelängeläng
Lichthüpchen dräng
Hast zwar 8 Zylinder
trotzdem bist du hinter
unserm kleinen Wagen
und dir platzt der Kragen
Lichthüpchen drängelängeläng
Lichthüpchen dräng

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:55 AM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)

jk_rowling And lo, unto her did appear a host of Corbyn defenders, who did descend upon her mentions, and she was not sore afraid, because she was used to it. And the host did sing with one voice, ‘ungodly woman, thou foolest us not. We know the true reason thou despisest Saint Jeremy.’ 1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:13 AM, Dec 23rd, 2018 via Twitter for Android)