The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 2nd, 2019

Torture, but in the Ritz Carlton. So on-brand.

Saudi Arabia Is Said to Have Tortured an American Citizen nyti.ms/2VtCrkd

via Twitter for Android

letsrebel1 Saying we mentioned it in some small print in the manual is same as handing a loaded gun to a kid but asking them not to put hands on the trigger. How is it diff? 9/ $TSLA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

letsrebel1 Close to 50+ deaths have occurred in Tesla vehicles last 5 yrs which is significantly more than similar segment luxury cars. Many are due to ppl using AP. 2 ppl just died this week. One was a father of five. 7/ $TSLA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:21 PM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline Alles unfair und eine Sicherheitsgefahr? Oder scheuen deutsche Unternehmen einfach den Wettbewerb mit ? zeit.de/2019/10/asiati…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 9:17 PM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

hllizi Damit uns @faznet auf in Zukumft mit Kompetens wie der von @Volker_Rieck beglücken kann, brauchen wir gans dringend Leistungsschutsrecht. 🤡 twitter.com/uebermedien/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:13 PM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

@Vilinthril aclweb.org/anthology/S17-… - by way of redemption, we do have an example taken from a 1987 Schwarzenegger movie. :)

via Twitter Web App in reply to Vilinthril

Come to think of it, I have a paper on pun detection, and not even that has a pun in the title. twitter.com/nsaphra/status…

via Twitter Web App

nsaphra @zehavoc @gneubig (3) seems very compelling! If you have already addressed a point of serious contention, surely it should be in your paper?

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:27 PM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Inflektiv Konjunktiv: *mal frühstücken könnt*

via Twitter for Android in reply to texttheater

GebbiGibson „Hey Siri, spiele Musik von The Hives!“
„Ich habe nichts Passendes gefunden.“
„Spiele Musik von Säää Hiii-ww-es.“
„Okay, es kommt Musik von The Hives.“

Man kommt sich vom HomePod schon immer etwas verarscht vor.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Freischreiber Heute gehen wir Urheber*innen auf die Straße: Das Bündnis demonstriert gegen die EU-Urheberrechtsreform. Die Demo startet um 13 Uhr am Axel-Springer-Hochhaus (Rudi-Dutschke-Straße/Lindenstraße). freischreiber.de/aktuelle/berli… pic.twitter.com/HQNkLkPk99

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

iyad_elbaghdadi ALERT: The Saudi regime has finished extracting forced confessions under severe physical and psychological torture of the women's rights activists arrested last May. Now that they have the forced confessions, they declare they're ready to proceed to trial. twitter.com/ALQST_ORG/stat…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zeitonline "Fahren Sie äußerst rechts und überholen Sie nicht": Dieser Tipp aus dem Verkehrsfunk funktioniert auf engen Radwegen nicht, wenn entgegenkommen. Wie verhalten sich die regelkonform Radelnden richtig? zeit.de/mobilitaet/201…

via ZEITonline (retweeted on 8:57 AM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zehavoc TIL about "\catcode`_=12" the ultimate latex cheatcode. I feel like I just passed an arkanoid level and got a free life.
youtube.com/watch?v=2oh4A8…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:51 AM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

luca Today a 21-pages document was sent to at least 22 members of the European parliament. The authors claim to „have clear evidence of US meddling in this EU law making process“ and that a full release will happen in the next days.

They are wrong and here is why. /1

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:50 AM, Mar 2nd, 2019 via Twitter for Android)