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March 28th, 2019

pxf_1981 @stueckrosenkohl Seitdem die Spülmaschinen-Tabs zu aggresiv wurden, den Druck zerstörten und wir nicht mehr wissen, ob die Gläserkollektion von Leonardo oder Kühne ist.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:18 PM, Mar 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra me (preparing a conference submission): "If this masterpiece doesn't get in, the reviewers are dum dums."
me (preparing a camera ready): "What CLUELESS publications chair thought this GARBAGE could be salvaged, instead of banning me from using words"

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Mar 28th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

nsaphra What is a "discussion section"?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:29 PM, Mar 28th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

jonaslindeloev I've made this cheat sheet and I think it's important. Most stats 101 tests are simple linear models - including "non-parametric" tests. It's so simple we should only teach regression. Avoid confusing students with a zoo of named tests. lindeloev.github.io/tests-as-linea… 1/n

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:27 PM, Mar 28th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

"Oh scheiße, ist das schwer, wer hat das hochgetragen? Ich mein, es stimmt bestimmt, aber ich wollte doch mal fragen."

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GoodGermanWords In Germany we don't runzel our Stirn and say "Wenn du hier unbedingt durchwillst um dein verficktes Gläschen Grauburgunder zu bestellen, bitte, aber nimm die Hand von meiner Schulter sonst spuckst Du gleich Zähne"

We say "Na." and I think that's beautiful.

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via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:13 AM, Mar 28th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)