Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

March 31st, 2019

"Der Besuch solcher Konferenzen ist wichtig, um die eigene Arbeit besser einordnen zu können und auch, um abzugleichen, ob die anderen tatsächlich noch immer mit Wasser kochen, so wie man selbst." twitter.com/spinfocl/statu…

via Twitter for Android

acnewsitics Donald Trump is:

1) "a billionaire" but you can't see his taxes

2) "a genius" but you can't see his grades

3) "exonerated" but you can't see the report.

It's no wonder people point and laugh at right-wingers. 😂

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 7:18 PM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

texttheater Click it, flap it, tap it, rhotic, round it, front it, gloʔalize it. (“Phonetic” by Daft Punk)

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:40 PM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

vagina_museum The Camden Town Crier has something to say! Oh yea! Oh yea! pic.twitter.com/ySXEHDCvaG

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:38 PM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

bomelino nein danke pic.twitter.com/VzcnY8hPcN

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 2:23 PM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

vagina_museum OR SHOULD WE SAY "WHAT'S GOING DOWN" twitter.com/vagina_museum/…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:17 PM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

frogstacks one of the sexiest things ive learned and implemented in my life is that ur definition of “availability” (for work, meetings, even social stuff) is no ones got damn business. “im not available after 5 on wednesdays” can mean that’s just nap time and no one needs to know that!

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:51 AM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

remcoknooi Correctie: “Zomertijd ingegaan, uur *later* licht.”

Het wordt ook wel langer licht maar dat heeft te maken met de hoek van de as van de aarde, niet met het feit dat we nu een half jaar gaan leven volgens zonsopkomst en -ondergang in Sint-Petersburg. pic.twitter.com/JZZcNPONch

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:25 AM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

"Lesen Sie nachher mal ein paar Kommentare unter dieser Kolumne." twitter.com/ChrisStoecker/…

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Herr_Rau In Schwaben. ift.tt/2OF0Pxi pic.twitter.com/9pgGYzJ0nN

via IFTTT (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

"De laatste keer dat we in Nederland permanente zomertijd hadden was van 1940 tot 1942. En dat was natuurlijk een verschrikkelijke tijd, want toen werd het in de winter pas om tien uur licht. En nu willen de Duitsers dat weer!" youtu.be/PCA_VyXCPok

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BR24 Heute Nacht war wieder ⌚️, aber bald ist Schluss damit. Das EU-Parlament will die Zeitumstellung zum Jahr 2021 abschaffen. Warum uns die dauerhafte müde, dick und doof machen würde, erklärt @DPossoch ➡️ youtu.be/XdVJ3-3_kU8 pic.twitter.com/3R6cYgat7Q

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:57 AM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wozukunft ERGEBNIS -Unterschriften:

GESAMT 26801
Deutschl. 21676
Schweiz 2773
Österreich 2221, sonst. Regionen 131.

71 % haben wiss. Publikationen verfasst, 63 % Prof./Dr./Ph.D.
(Ergebnis nach Prüfung, kl. Korrekturen dennoch möglich!)
@sciforfuture @FridayForFuture

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:38 AM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

zehavoc I heard that Jordan Peele's "Us" is more tense than Haneke's "Funny games", not sure I really want to see it actually. Here's my top 5 "get out"-like movies
1 - Funny Games
2 - Hard Candy
3 - "Harry, He's Here to Help"
4 - Hitcher
5 - Prisoners

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:36 AM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

SporkPeter Wir können gerne über die () kommenden Sonntag und den Sinn des Lebens in der falschen Zeitzone OEZ () diskutieren, aber bitte erst, wenn ihr meinen kostenlosen Text bei @riffreporter gelesen habt. riffreporter.de/erbe-umwelt-pe…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Mar 31st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)