Kilian Evang (@texttheater)

Berlin, Germany

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March 15th, 2019

texttheater Und wie kriege ich nach dem Haarewaschen meinen Kopf in den Dyson Airblade?

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GrumpyMerkel Annegret "Trump" Karrenbauer 💞

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instakarm Instant karma. pic.twitter.com/6OY40J6RLK

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Mar 15th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

pilgrimages. Only, these days, professional people call them conferences."

(David Lodge, Small World)

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and on every heath, and the young sun has run half his course in the sign of the Ram, and the little birds that sleep all night with their eyes open give song (so Nature prompts them in their hearts), then, as the poet Geoffrey Chaucer observed many years ago, folk long to go on

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"When April with its sweet showers has pierced the drought of March to the root, and bathed every vein of earth with that liquid by whose power the flowers are engendered; when the zephyr, too, with its dulcet breath, has breathed life into the tender new shoots in every copse pic.twitter.com/vXRxEu8XIa

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GabrielBerlin Auf einer Skala: wie mittel sind bitte diverse Dinge❔❔

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mattlaschneider When I started learning languages in university, the grammatical terminology we learned completely changed my ability to talk about language. This is giving me that exact same feeling, but for JavaScript. twitter.com/wesbos/status/…

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cdutilhnovaes When I moved to the Netherlands almost 20 y ago I was surprised that there were no strikes here; not much of a strike culture. That educators are now striking en masse gives a measure of how bad the situation for education is now twitter.com/ingridrobeyns/…

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p1cost The Evolution of Language pic.twitter.com/zNswvdQgN6

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tp_1024 "Unbeherrschbare Technik" und so. Es ist Wasser. Wenn alle Notstromaggregate und Stromverteiler im Keller und nicht wasserdicht verbaut sind, dann sieht es schlecht aus. Wenn alles abgesichert und auch oberirdisch verbaut ist, dann hält ein Kernkraftwerk auch einen Tsunami aus. twitter.com/tp_1024/status…

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georgeciveris Being tall? You mean vertical manspreading? No thanks.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:16 AM, Mar 15th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

skglas Das traurige am Brexit ist doch, dass manche Strukturen gedanklich und physisch das Land schon ent-plant haben und "das Wasser einen anderen Lauf eingeschlagen hat, drumherum fließt", und die Initialenergie zum "zurück" nicht wie ein sinnvolles Investment wirkt

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LAPlDOT a security guard read my shirt and asked me what my favorite flavor is, i told him it’s italian renaissance pic.twitter.com/hVSUin8UMg

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warum hängen in arztpraxen immer bilder von städten wo man eh schon drin wohnt

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