May 1st, 2019

TurmBuchOch Heute im Café gehört: "Ich hob jetz aa so a Wischkästla*, des is fei braggdisch, do kann mer immer alles nachguggn. Sust hod mer bloß a Delefon ghobt, un wennmer nid derhämm wor, wor hold känner do."

*Smartphone

[Eine ältere Dame zu ihrer Freundin.]

8:16 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:27 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Grumpfdalm Habe nach langer, anstrengender Argumentation mit letztem Nerv @cristaldeglace ein Zugeständnis abtrotzden können, ich Diplomat. pic.twitter.com/tiKR43grRg

8:53 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:12 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

JoFrhwld Time lapse of me binge watching leftist youtube twitter.com/ZonePhysics/st…

2:52 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:06 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

jana_hensel Kreuzberg ohne Autos. Und die Städte werden wieder zu Landschaften. pic.twitter.com/twxYJZ76uT

4:23 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:46 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

jamis Yesterday, I spoke with a man in the early throes of dementia. He asked me if there was some way an app could help him keep track of conversation threads, such that he could glance down and remember what was being discussed. I can't stop thinking about it. 1/8

3:58 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:06 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

LucyDoyle_1997 Me and the squad: pic.twitter.com/RXZkQISHVw

4:36 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:21 PM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

wzuidema Some items on my to-do list are older than I am! twitter.com/cdespinosa/sta…

11:14 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twidere for Android #7 (retweeted on 11:41 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

CTRLe_istbesser Heute entdeckt...wollt ihr raten?
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Damit regeln die Hausmeister den Abstand der Tische im #Abitur.

Das Angenagelte ist KEINE Verlängerung; dadurch entstehen links und rechts 2 Stufen und das mittlere Holz liegt als Abmessung zwischen den Tischen.
#onlyingermany #lifehack pic.twitter.com/PJHiSiQwbm

2:13 PM, Apr 30th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 10:43 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

astefanowitsch Ich sehe in den letzten Tagen viel Lob für den Vorschlag, den stimmlosen glottalen Plosiv, mit dem manche Sprecher_innen Binnen-I, Genderlücke oder Gendersternchen in der gesprochenen Sprache markieren, durch ein ï (i mit Trema) darzustellen. Dazu ein paar Anmerkungen. 1/

8:59 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:29 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

remcoknooi Because the commercial partner of the university’s external caterer doesn’t sell enough of their donuts, they’ve now made them take away all other food options on display, including fruit. The university’s research focus is #HealthyAging.

9:06 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:27 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Buddenbohm Aufgrund uralter Tradition erinnere ich auch an diesem Jahr an die beste Bauernregel aus dem Heimatdorf der Herzdame:

"Regen im Mai, April vorbei."

7:59 AM, May 1st, 2019 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:27 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

math_rachel I hear variations of this question often ("Men are doctors; women are nurses. Why is that a problem?" as one person asked after a talk I gave) so I want to address it. My brief answer is that the tech we build does not just reflect how the world is, but also shapes it. 1/? twitter.com/neuropoetic/st…

1:13 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:23 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

duckinator All you need for a name field is a single textbox. If you think you need anything more, get the fuck over yourself.

9:24 AM, Mar 3rd, 2016 via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:26 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

DanGraur In 2000, I was asked to review a paper whose first author was the #EmperorAkihito of #Japan. Everything had to be done manually since the computerized manuscript submission system of @Elsevier would not accept an author without a last name. dropbox.com/s/v5hgor8o77ng… pic.twitter.com/DefsdBMFgg

4:03 PM, Apr 30th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:24 AM, May 1st, 2019 via Twitter Web App)