The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @texttheater ever

May 14th, 2019

DeletedWiki Category: Fictional Toilets

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EnglishGibson Got a sodding Fortbildung tomorrow. Gotta build a fort.

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taffyakner Thanks to @NYTStyles for time-machining me back to the 90s to revisit The Rules and that crazy story my mom told me. The Rules would have been a great idea, if a) anyone who needed the Rules was capable of following them or b) feminism nytimes.com/2019/05/14/sty…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:33 PM, May 14th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

nsaphra I actually discovered object permanence in 1992, and do you have any idea how many people have failed to cite me on it since then???

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peterbreuer „Warum hast Du Dir 35L1x4M40 tätowieren lassen?“
„Mülleimergröße, Kaffeefilter, Staubsaugerbeutel.“

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:52 PM, May 14th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)

Neuro_Skeptic Maybe the brain exists to give all the neurons in the head a sense of purpose and community.

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tschfflr turn-around times, review quality & consistency, number of papers (and times we have to review them), negatives of extensive travel, ... all converge in my view.

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tschfflr Prediction: we'll live to see our field come to a publication model that looks very similar to other fields (journal based) 🔥

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bundesamtfvs 3 von 4 ist aber schon nicht schlecht. twitter.com/JakobStruller/…

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texttheater Fußlahm zurückfallen, stimmgewaltig aufschließen.

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