December 6th, 2019

plbkwsk Kaufland in Neukölln. Mein Einkauf umfasst zwei eher ungewöhnliche Produkte: Ein Peppa-Wutz-Puzzle-Buch und ein halbes Kilo Schweinehack. Der Kassierer grinst: „Zweema' dit Schweinepuzzle. Eenma’ einfach, eenma’ schwer.“ Ich möchte hier bitte für den Rest meines Lebens einkaufen.

6:16 PM, Nov 29th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:28 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa In meinem Zimmer wird das Licht, wenn ich es André, Heller

9:56 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

derwahremawa @texttheater @EnglishGibson Die Bindestrichelei (kanonisch: sich »ent-fernen«) ist ja in philosophisch belesenen Humorgefilden nahezu immer eine Anspielung auf Heidegger.

9:54 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

EnglishGibson Alman, wer mehrfache Präfixe verwendet, z. B. "be- bzw. verarbeitet".

8:56 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:26 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ramez We should keep every nuclear plant on earth operating for as long as safely possible. Even if you're hugely bullish on renewables (as I am) and skeptical on economics of new nuclear (as I am), the existing fleet is a huge proportion of our carbon-free power.

Keep it running. twitter.com/bradplumer/sta…

7:48 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:29 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

ojahnn "Also bisher warst du ja eine ganz angenehme Kooperationspartnerin..." - "Aber ich hab doch fast nichts gemacht." - "Eben!"

6:05 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:08 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

SoVeryBritish Thinking about fish and chips meaning you’re unable to think about anything other than fish and chips until you get some fish and chips

4:47 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:57 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

avesferatu just realized “what can you do with an english major” fits into the same tune as “what do we do with a drunken sailor” and I’m so tempted to make a version to badly perform next semester.

7:07 AM, Dec 5th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:53 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

benjcartlidge Omg E. R. Dodds wife invented doge-speak! pic.twitter.com/aqgEMOvzyC

1:54 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:19 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

publictorsten Schreibt eine Liste mit allen US-Bundesstaaten, die Euch einfallen. Auf wie viele kommt ihr?

12:55 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:15 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

Dunkelmagier Kind wer weiß welcher Wochentag ist

12:47 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:03 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

raulde Wortneuschöpfung des Tages: "Kommt-vor-Zone".

7:48 PM, Jun 13th, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:04 PM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

DataSciFact The mean number of twitter followers is 208.
The median number of twitter followers is 0.

5:34 PM, Apr 7th, 2015 via Hootsuite (retweeted on 10:28 AM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter for Android)

TobiasHuch Bevor die Diskussion wieder losgeht: #Nikolaus war kein Türke. Er war eindeutig Klingone und sein echter Name war N'Koloth. Qapla'! pic.twitter.com/x7wvWel8CB

11:55 AM, Dec 1st, 2017 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:24 AM, Dec 6th, 2019 via Twitter Web App)